Look! It’s a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure YouTube video!

Made by the talented Doctor Octoroc (née Levi Buffum—he made the similar “8-Bit Glee” game) and written by the Fine Bros., “Saved by the Bell Interactive” revisits a few of your favorite episodes!

Saved by the Bell was voted the Best School TV Show of All Time, Us reported yesterday, besting 90210 in the polls by a narrow margin.

(Related: a Saved by the Bell-themed music video starring the cast of Final Destination 5. No, really.)

We Need to Talk About Kevin Bande-annonce by toutlecine

First of all, how great is John C. Reilly? Didn’t you just love him in The Perfect Storm? Wasn’t that a great movie? Did any of you actually see The Perfect Storm? I know it’s kind of a random, semi-obsolete movie, but I really, really enjoyed it. I’m not a big Mark Wahlberg fan, but I did like that movie.

Anyway, that being said, Tilda Swinton is pretty awesome, you know? She’s cool, she’s edgy, she’s – by far – a super talented actress, and now she’s starring in a really compelling-looking movie. The movie, if the trailer didn’t clarify well enough for you, is centered around a family whose son goes on a high school killing spree, and the thereafter.

Seriously, how good does this look?

Katie Holmes is making some really frightening-looking faces lately. [The Superficial]

Michele Bachmann has the most controversial Newsweek photo EVER. [Bitten and Bound]

Celebrities react to riots. [Starpulse]

Nick Jonas is DEFINITELY the hot Jonas. [Socialite Life]

Nick Lachey is doing Sing-Off. [Caught on Set]

21 AMAZING Photoshop photos. [theBERRY]

And Jennifer Love Hewitt is picking dudes up via Twitter now. [The Blemish]

The ACTUAL meaning of the word “Hey.” [OMGBlog]

More people throwing Bristol Palin under the bus, yay! [The Frisky]

Taylor Lautner reveals his celebrity crush. [Cele|bitchy]

How the Pippa Middleton backside fascination began. [LA Times]

Arnold Schwarzenegger throws a REALLY LOW BLOW. [Bossip]

Have you heard of give-a-shit.org? No? Then you’re in the majority, if you’re talking just between you and I, because I haven’t either. Funny, huh? Anyway, it’s more or less an organization (a website) that allows you to show and share what you give a shit about, be it saving the planet, feeding the hungry, raising barns in the Pacific Northwest for those who need them or whatever. Nikki Reed? Definitely gives a shit.

What other celebrities would you like to see sitting on the john?

OK, that’s only a partial truth – it’s because I love him so much, too, and I can’t bear to go more than a few days without running some kind of Ryan Gosling-related post here. I’m sure you can sympathize.

These are photos from Ryan’s latest film project, The Place Beyond the Pines, and even though he’s way out of his true, beautiful, natural character in this movie, it’s still something I’m going to want to see just because he’s that wonderful and talented and super at acting, you know?

Ke$ha‘s got me really frightened with this vagina turntable thing. [The Superficial]

Sinead O’Connor looks way different nowadays. [Bossip]

Has Alessandra Ambrosio lost even more weight? [TMZ]

Jennifer Love Hewitt moves on to another dude. [Starpulse]

Carey Mulligan: it doesn’t get any more adorable than this. [Lainey Gossip]

Mario Lopez doing his best AC Slater impersonation. [Socialite Life]

Bar Refaeli goes for the hot issue of GQ. [Yeeeah]

Sandra Bernhardt gets hotter as she gets older, seriously. [LA Times
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Selena Gomez nudes? [Rumor Fix]

Mila Kunis and something about pussy. [Amy Grindhouse]

Yeah, I can’t believe Sharon Stone‘s that “old,” either. [Cele|bitchy]

Can you spot the poop in the picture? [Pajiba]

The most unbelievable eye makeup I’ve ever seen in LIFE. [theBERRY]