It’s high time for a revival, I think, don’t you? It’s been ten or more years (or more; I don’t know), but Jennifer Love Hewitt has been in the news on Evil Beet probably more times in the last year than she has in the last ten. Also? Remember that Lifetime movie she did a while back, The Client List? Well as it turns out, people love this thing so much, they’re turning it into a sitcom. A sitcom.
This is what girlfriend wore to the InStyle 10th Annual Summer Soiree and she is looking ah-mazing. Seriously. It’s like every week, she eeks her way on up on my “hottest women” ladder. (What? you’re going to tell me that you don’t have one of those?)
O. M. G. OMG. Like, OMG. By a show of hands, who’s going crazy for this magazine cover? I’m talking totally, batshit insane. Won’t-be-able-to-eat-dinner-for-three-days nuts.
I’ll let you in on a secret: while I’m not completely falling out of my chair over this, like the girl whom I desperately desire to guest vlog for us, I’m pretty excited. Breaking Dawn wasn’t my favorite Twilightseries book, but it did have a few good parts – namely, the whole wedding/honeymoon thing. I’d be curious, from an artistic point of view, of course, how what’s written in the book will translate to film.
“I wanted to have it as a line so much. [In an American/Edward accent] I bit through all the pillows. Every. Single. One. And then he’d start crying. By the way, that’s what he should be ashamed of in the morning. All those beautiful pillows! Egyptian cotton! [Laughs] I ruined this bed!”
Can you guys almost not even stand it? Bed-ruining? Volatile emotions? Dear God.
The key to effective lovin’, John Stamos tells us, is cuddling. Embedded below is a step-by-step guide, a veritable Kama Sutra of Snuggles, in which Stamos demonstrates how to take your Bob Saget—I mean, your lady—to new heights of pleasure.
It’s all for a good cause: John Stamos is raising awareness for Project Cuddle, a “non-profit organization that offers safe and legal alternatives to baby abandonment.” (Not that the video itself has anything to do with babies; I think the aim is simply to make “Stamos” synonymous with “cuddle.” Sold!)
Am I in the minority here when I say that neither Taylor Swift nor her music do it for me? Or do the masses here at Evil Beet feel the same way? I’m not saying that she’s not a more-than-likely probably perfectly lovely girl, but this stuff? Is just not not not my cup of tea.
He’s Hitler, he’s a demon … I truly get so confused with Kanye and all of his West-ness. I just don’t know what to think sometimes, or which “baddie” file drawer to stick him in. Last night at a show in Norway, Kanye said:
“It feels so good to come by here and rock y’all tonight. We come to make sure you all have a good time ‘cos so many bad things have happened. I’m so thankful to have my voice back and I want to thank everyone. Watch The Throne is number one in 23 countries with no press or promotion. … You know how I feel about the press. I hate the press. They try to take my shit out of context. They try to demonize me, but it don’t matter because my fans are always here.”
Yes, Kanye, your fans are always there. I don’t particularly know any of them, but that doesn’t mean they don’t exist, you know?
I would like to tell you that the term “retard” is very offensive to me. I am not offended because I ASSUME it would offend someone who has mental retardation. I am offened on how the word came to...
I am not offended that Rosie has a fear or anxiety of LP. I feel that when someone knows very little about things and or people they tend to be anxious. Think about it if you had never been around someone...
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