Lipstick on a pig indeed. [The Superficial]

Olivia Wilde‘s boobs. Enough said. [Lainey Gossip]

Casey Anthony is the most hated person in America. [Bossip]

Have you heard the new super-group featuring Mick Jagger yet? [Starpulse]

Paula Abdul is sweet, but completely delusional. [Cele|bitchy]

Rose McGowan on being raised by drag queens. [Huff Po]

Hot celebrities flippin’ the bird. [The Frisky]

Kanye falls down on stage. [Bossip]

Someone turned Kate Hudson into Jessica Simpson. [Yeeeah]

Did J Woww spend the summer getting tens of thousands of dollars’ worth of plastic surgery? [Rumor Fix]

Snooki sucks face in public again. [INFDaily]

Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t bathe. [Amy Grindhouse]

Kate Moss opens up about her wedding. Also, she used to sleep with Johnny Depp, rememeber that? [theBERRY]

The Final Destination series’ craziest deaths. [LA Times]

You know, I really love this interview. And as a matter of fact, I really love this girl. Seriously. I know some of you have some major problems with her because she’s “ugh, Bella Swan from Twilight,” but whatever. You like what you like, am I right? Also, the photos. I love these photos. She looks like a 60s … I don’t know, like princess or something. She looks amazing, and I really hope her career continues to take off after all of the Stephenie Meyer stuff fades away, because this is one girl that just intrigues the crap out of me. But anyway -

Kristen on her tomboy qualities:

I have brothers, and that so-called boyish quality was something that I was deathly self-conscious about when I was younger. I was, like, No, I’m a girl. Actually, I’m still embarrassed to say that.

On whether or not she had any interest in vampires before “Twilight”:

I f*cking love me a vampire [Laughs]. I was 17 when I read Twilight, and at the time it was so perfect for me. The script was about young kids who think they can handle stuff that they just can’t. And they’re going to do it anyway. Because, why not? Just torture yourself. I relate to that. Vampires are a little dangerous—and we girls like to test ourselves.

On the much-talked-about “Breaking Dawn” wedding scene:

Check out the rest of the interview and the other photos in the gallery after the jump

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Whoa, whoa, what the…! How the…! Crystal Harris—who notoriously dumped Hugh Hefner days before their wedding—is living with a different guy! And while the pair isn’t dating, the guy’s identity is definitely interesting.

So who is Crystal Harris rooming with? Why, it’s Dr. Phil‘s son, Jordan McGraw! Whaaaat? How the hell do these kids even know each other?

TMZ reports that the Littlest McGraw is hard at work producing Crystal’s upcoming album.

Wanna know how I know Britney Spears’ career is on the mend? Because I can remember when even Photoshop and good camera angles couldn’t even make her look good. This, in itself, is evidence that while Britney may never quite arrive again, she’s certainly, and perpetually, on her way.

The 2011 VMAs are on Sunday, August 28th at 9/8c.

OK, so I absolutely hate the hair – it looks dirty and you can tell by the way it blows in the breeze that going this pink totally ruined most of her hair, but the dress? I am definitely kind of loving. Redeeming factor!

Also, since I’m being kind of picky on Dianna today, that new nose doesn’t really do her a whole lot of justice. Seriously, I saw a picture of her a few days ago and I had a hard time figuring out who she was (not that I had an easy time pre-nose job separating her from the other chick from Glee). I wasn’t proud of eventually being able to identify her, but hey. I guess that’s an occupational hazard, right?

By “alright and stuff,” I mean “she hasn’t blown up any small countries” and “she’s never been charged with domestic abuse.” That kind of alright, you know? I’m not saying, like, I want to be her friend or anything, so to those who really, really despise her: please don’t get your panties in a wad.

Palin‘s latest comment with regard to President Obama’s debt talks confuses me. Here:

“I’m excited to try some of that famous fried butter-on-a-stick, fried cheesecake-on-a-stick, fried Twinkies, etc. I’ll enjoy [the fried food] in honor of those who’d rather make us just ‘eat our peas.’ “

Sarah Palin is on her way to the Iowa State Fair, where apparently fried butter (… what the hell?) is a staple. And she’s excited about it, clearly. Anyhoo, the comment of President Obama’s that she’s responding to is this:

“It’s not going to get easier. It’s going to get harder. So we might as well do it now: Pull off the Band-Aid, eat our peas. Now is the time to do it.”

So, um. Can anyone shine some light on this absolute sphincter of a comment from Sarah Palin’s mouth? Am I the only one who has absolutely no clue as to what this all means?