Guess who’s just now losing her show? Yeah. That’d be Kate Gosselin. After however-many-years of being a reality TV staple, enduring the rigors of a “loser husband” (who has nothing but my utmost sympathies lately), show changes, Dancing With the Stars, Sarah Palin, bad, bad fashion, and loads of money that was, embarrassingly, blown on hair extensions, Kate Gosselin’s run is over.

From People:

“TLC has decided not to renew another season of Kate Plus 8,” a network rep told PEOPLE in a statement. “By the end of this season Kate Plus 8 will have hit the 150 episode mark (including Jon & Kate Plus 8); an exceptional milestone. TLC hopes to check in with Kate and the family periodically with specials in the future.

Right, exceptional. See what this is, guys? It’s a start. And now, if we can get Snooki and the other Jersey Shore assholes off television, then we might be able to call it “progress” and pack it in for the decade.

Brooke Hogan may or may not be banging her dad. [The Superficial]

Is there something wrong with Drake? [Bossip]

Patrick Schwarzenegger goes topless. [Starpulse]

More amazing Photoshopping. See? Everyone can look like Angelina Jolie today. [theBERRY]

Is David Beckham packing on the pounds? [Socialite Life]

Chaz Bono has a sweet beard. [TMZ]

Stars who should go back to school. [The Frisky]

Selena Gomez calls Justin Bieber a “kid,” “kid” presumably cries. [Cele|bitchy]

Angelina and all of her rubber-faced kids. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Well hello Patti Smith. [Huff Po]

Ooh, does this mean some Paris Hilton crotch shots? [Bitten and Bound]

Man arrested for trying to hold Bieber hostage. [Rumor Fix]

US skier urinates on fellow airline passenger. [OMGBlog]

Snooki thinks Italy needs more WHAT?! [PopBytes]

Will dry humping solve America’s slut crisis? [Jezebel]

“I think I became more productive through not having children. I never really had the desire to have them. My husband didn’t want them either, so it worked out well. … I’ve never been pregnant, so I just feel God didn’t mean for me to have kids, so that everybody else’s children could be mine. But if I had had them, I think I’d have been a devoted mother. My songs are like my children – I expect them to support me when I’m old!”

Dolly Parton, even though she claims to dress to please her husband (?), comes out with a rather “feminist” notion that a woman doesn’t have to have children to be complete. Are you hearing this, NADYA SULEMAN?

This is the second trailer released in the past few weeks for the new Footloose reboot, and if you weren’t completely convinced by the first trailer that this movie was going to blow goats, this should really do you in for the day.

First, I didn’t really realize just how many explosions I must have missed during the original film. Also? My massive respect for Dennis Quaid, who’d only recently made amends with The Day After Tomorrow, has waned. Do we really want to go back to doing stuff like Spongebob Squarepants and Dinner With Friends, Dennis? Do we?

Ever wonder what Heidi Klum looked like without her bikini top on, not, you know, covered in chocolate?

Well, friends, by stumbling along our site today, you’ve apparently found yourself in luck. Heidi girl went and aired the girls out while on vacation this past weekend, and we’ve got an exclusive photo.

Jump in for the -obviously- NSFW photo of Heidi Klum’s seals:

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Wow, between this and the new American Pie movie, I guess it’s going to be TARA REID‘S YEAR. I know there’s only a few months left in 2011 (frigging scary as that is), but girlfriend’s going to do it up right.

So Tara Reid’s boyfriend (who I didn’t even know existed and who obviously likes fake appendages, recovering alcoholics, and women who suffer lifelong consequences from bad decisions), apparently popped the question this past weekend on a holiday in Greece. Tara was not only so excited that she said ‘yes’ with no reservations, she struck while the iron was hot and her boyfriend was still drunk. According to the chronological order of Tara’s tweets:

“I got engaged!”

“Greece married!”

“Just got married in greece I love being a wife.”

These all came in within hours of one another. Today she’s thanking everyone in the world, including both the Dalai Lama and Deepak Chopra. Congrats, Tara. No need to say thanks, girl, it’s implied.