Don’t you just love when celebrities do stuff like this? Stuff that’s just so totally out of character, you have to say “Wow, [fill in the blank] seems like a really likable person. I could be friends with [fill in the blank].” This is what happened to be with Anne Hathaway this morning (because duh, Conan‘s on way too late for me to stay up and watch), and I’m so glad this exists. I just love finding reasons to appreciate famous people I’ll never know and whom I’ve never cared about before. It’s like randomly learning you’re pretty good at knitting or something.

I mean, it’s not as if the majority if you probably care (I know I particularly do not), but it’s always fun calling someone out on plastic surgery, especially if it wasn’t really all that necessary to begin with.

Oh. By the way, Pia was that girl from American Idol who may or may not still be dating Dancing With the Stars‘ Mark Ballas, just in case you happened to be wondering.

Anyway, the above is a photo of Pia doing something for her new single, probably, which I also, equally, do not care about, and the photo below, here, is a photo of Pia looking kind of … well, a little different.

So, what is it – nosejob or no?

What? No, don’t get up – I didn’t say she gave up meth for surfing, I merely said she’s surfing these days.

I know I sort of made a promise to myself that I’d stop the erroneous Lindsay Lohan posts, but this one was nearly too good to pass up. I mean, Lindsay Lohan surfing and having a smoke break between waves? That’s classic.

I guess the only thing I really have to say about these posts is GROSS. Totally. Lindsay looks ultra-gross and it took me a good five minutes to look away. … Look away, Sarah.

Anyway. I hope you guys can find it in your hearts to forgive me for two LL posts in two days. It’s a hard habit to kick, but I just know it’ll be done in time, that’s for sure.

Diddy posts a photo of his daughter’s first day of Kindergarten. [Bossip]

Gerard Depardieu pissed in the middle of an airplane. [The Superficial]

Daniel Cleaver 2011. Still so hot, but not as hot as Mark Darcy. [Lainey Gossip]

Jennifer Love Hewitt in her bra. [Starpulse]

It’s official: Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock are dating. [TMZ]

The WORST plastic surgery faux pas ever. [theBERRY]

Matthew McConaughey‘s stripper pic. [Huff Po]

Why does Jenna Jameson have such a … red ass? [The Blemish]

The movie pairs we should have been rooting for all along. [Pajiba]

The one in which I truly wonder what the fascination behind Pippa Middleton’s looks is. [Socialite Life]

What retailer wants to pay The Situation not to wear their clothes in public? [INFDaily]

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any creepier: lingerie for little girls. [The Frisky]

More reasons to love Zooey Deschanel. [Cele|bitchy]

“I didn’t even know I was considered plus-sized until I came to Hollywood. I thought I was the perfect size! … [Later, though] an interviewer asked, ‘How does it feel to be plus-sized in Hollywood?’ I looked around, like, Who is she talking to? Oh, me? I’m plus-sized? In the neighborhood I’m from in Chicago, a 16 is normal. But in Hollywood, everyone looks exactly the same, so I stood out.”

As you all know, Hudson dropped eighty pounds shortly thereafter this fateful meeting, and lost ten dress sizes. (Seriously, holy crap, ten dress sizes.)

While this is all well and good, now that she’s exercising, and thus, much healthier, do you think she lost the weight for the right reasons? I mean, she was apparently just as confident (if not more confident) before the interviewer’s comment – she didn’t even “know” that she was plus-sized. Frankly, though she’s obviously thinner these days and looks great, I don’t particularly think there was anything wrong with the way she looked before, but hey. Who am I to say?

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes photo: Ramon
Man with back to the camera: “That’s right baby, this is snake charming in reverse.”

First runner-up: Dillon
“Only those with thetan counts high enough can call themselves worthy of the presence of lord xenu. Tom’s and Katie’s were high enough that they got to have a threesome.”

Second runner-up: nicole peach
“Oh, this giant mutant tit is so, so, sweet of you Tom. You’ve surpassed yourself. Was it a Xenu perk? … But can I please please now zap this paparazzo with my new Thetan lazer eye-wear…? My gift for ‘getting clear.’ Please Tom, lemme, lemme!”

Congrats to Ramon! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!