For those of you who are as entranced by the magical tale of the Hutchisons as I am, boy, do I have a treat for you! Did you know that the delightful, beautiful Courtney Stodden has her very own Twitter account? You should, because it’s one of the most magical things that I’ve ever seen. Here, let me share a few of my favorite Tweets from the past week or so:

Slowly slipping under these sensuous silk covers as I lie down in bed & entertain myself w/the classic movie “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”. XOs

A soft sensation sweetly kisses my body as I prepare for a sexy hot photo shoot this afternoon. What a breathtaking morning it has been! ;-)

Stepped my paws into a sexy wet cat-suit; Prowling mysteriously around the house while lickin’ my lips searchin’ for some nip! MEEEOWWW! ;-)

Just returned from a lovely Sunday morning service @ church today. Kickin back at home now while sporting a HOT mini-retro-jumper! CLASSIC!

Heading out to grab a delicious flick & take-out. I love nothing more than staying in and enjoying a Saturday night with my lover! ;-) Meow!

Woke up to a perfect morning; Romantic melodies softly playing, my favorite breakfast all prepared, & my pups licking me up & down… Mmm!

And those are all from the past five days.  This girl is on fire.

Yes. Yes, she is. Let’s take a weeping break, all right?

This is how this works. See, Katy Perry has released five singles from her second album, Teenage Dream: “California Gurls,” “Teenage Dream,” “Firework,” “E.T.,” and “Last Friday Night.” And every single one of those singles has reached the number one slot on Billboard’s pop charts. She’s the first lady who’s ever achieved that, and the only other person ever to get five number one singles off the same album? Michael Jackson. Bananas.

This really is crazy, right? Is Katy Perry really THAT popular? A quick Wikipedia check says that Lady Gaga‘s only had three number one singles altogether, which seems even more bizarre, and Justin Bieber hasn’t had any, at least in the U.S. I don’t know, maybe I’m just not understanding exactly how the Billboard charts work? Or perhaps the world really is going to hell in a handbasket. Those are the only ways I can figure that this girl is one of the most commercially successful singers ever.

I don’t know if you guys could tell, but Kristen and Rob? Totally in it to win it. They always look so in love, it’s really hard to believe that they’re not married already, or at least engaged. And then a story comes along like this, a story of this beautiful couple’s total devotion to one another, and my heart just about bursts, it really does.

From Hollywood Life:

Robert Pattinson is making sure that he’s always close to girlfriend Kristen Stewart’s heart.

How? By giving her a $40,000 antique gold and platinum locket with photos of them inside and apersonalized lovey-dovey inscription.

According to Star magazine, the inscription is in Latin, and says “Even if you can’t see me, my love for you is always there.” Awww….

Needless to say, Kristen was bowled over by the gift. “She was really touched—it was so incredibly sweet,” a source told Star.

Rob got Kristen the locket so she feels close to him at all times. The source tells Star, “She’s been in tears, saying she can’t face being away from Rob for too long and that it physically hurts her.”

I can completely believe that Robert Pattinson would do something like this, he’s a sweetheart and a half, but Kristen Stewart? I’m still on the fence about her. Not about her acting, I know that sucks pretty definitively, but I’m still unclear about how I feel about her as a person. Is she a total bitch or just misunderstood?

Please help a sister out, or, if you can’t, just share some equally sappy story in the comments. You know I’d appreciate either of those things.

Aww, look at little Daniel Radcliffe! Growing up, getting rid of that scar and going on out to greener pastures! Well, I don’t know if these pastures are necessarily greener, but they’re most definitely scarier. Maybe.

But seriously, how good does this movie look? I don’t know about you, but I was sufficiently creeped out about 15 seconds in, and things only went down from there. What say we go ahead and add this to the list of horror movies to see?

Does Julia Roberts look terrible in a bikini? [The Superficial]

Amber Rose is getting married and having babies and cooking and stuff. [Bossip]

Who’s going to be on Dancing With the Stars? [Starpulse]

Kevin Federline finally had that baby! [Rumor Fix]

Kobe Bryant church fight? [TMZ]

Kim Kardashian wedding details. [Socialite Life]

The crappy friends we thought were awesome at the time. [The Frisky]

Julianna Margulies looking amazing. [Caught on Set]

Video of Taylor Swift’s rump. [Amy Grindhouse]

Paul Rudd and a bunch of gorgeous women. And PAUL RUDD. [theBERRY]

The vagina gets its day in the sun. [Pajiba]

Alanis Morissette and her new family. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Exclusive photos of Johnny Depp‘s “boozy romp.” [Huff Po]

Robert Pattinson bought Kristen Stewart a forty-thousand-dollar what? [Cele|bitchy]

Celebrity children – PHOTOSHOPPED TO HELL. [Jezebel]

See these photos? They’re the most recent ones of LeAnn Rimes, in which she performs for the “Lifting Lives” benefit held at a bar in Chicago. Crystal Bowersox was also there, and the concert was held to “[improve] lives through the power of music.”

Just so you know, the event’s Facebook page attracted 16 attending, 4 maybe attending, and 13 not attending. Did anyone actually go to this thing?

Anyway, LeAnn still looks all sharp and pointy and like something that might give you tetanus if you happened to step on it while seeking junkyard treasures (what?), but she’s looking a teeny, tiny bit better than she has in recent weeks – but maybe that’s because she’s not flaunting her bones muscles in skimpy bikinis for the world to see.