Aug 18, 2011 at 03:30 pm by Emily

Are you ill? Come bathe yourself in the healing glee of Anderson Cooper. Sad? Let Anderson gently caress your cares away. Tired, troubled, or just plain apathetic? No matter, Anderson Cooper’s giggles can allow you to start anew, fresh and clean and happy, if you only accept him into your heart.

Aug 18, 2011 at 02:30 pm by Emily

A photo of Andy Dick

Do you want to hear something sad? I always kind of liked Andy Dick. I saw him on Sober House, and I heard him on the radio with Dr. Drew, and he always seemed like an absolute sweetheart dealing with some serious issues, and I always thought he was funny, you know, when he wasn’t getting arrested or snorting coke. But now he went and said some things about Howard Stern, some coke-fueled hurt feelings about being on the radio, and I just don’t know anymore.

“For two years I did the show, never got a cent, and I’m not complaining about that…I’m just saying the Jew facts. I never got paid,” Dick said. “I have no problem with his big, fat, hook nose, and his money-grubbing miserly Jewishness.”

Howard Stern aired that little quote on his radio show and got all indignant, understandably, and called Andy a “f*cking wacko” and claiming that no one’s going to give him a job. And hey, totally fair, Howard Stern. Call ‘em like you see ‘em.

At the end of the day, this sounds like one of those times where someone is trying to be funny but just ends up sounding really sad. And you guys, trust, Andy Dick is the saddest.

Aug 18, 2011 at 01:30 pm by Sarah

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Jeremy Piven wants a new movie career. [Starpulse]

Gwyneth Paltrow saved lives on 9/11, now, apparently, too. [The Superficial]

Kate Upton has a new denim line, but all I see is boobs. [theBERRY]

What did Piers Morgan do to make Christine O’Donnell walk off stage? [Bossip]

Tara Reid tweets photos of herself wasted on her honeymoon. So much for rehab. [Cele|bitchy]

Spy Kids 4! [LA Times]

Is that a baby bump, Nicky Hilton? [Socialite Life]

Lady Gaga surfing > Lindsay Lohan surfing. [TMZ]

YES on the HOMEMADE New Kids on the Block sweater. [OMGBlog]

What the hell is Sacha Baron Cohen doing? [Caught on Set]

Taylor Momsen has a dirty gitch. [Yeeeah]

LeAnn Rimes really wants to be a bikini model. [Amy Grindhouse]

Wedding advice from Khloe Kardashian. [ICYDK]

Rhinestone bikinis against leotards. [Jezebel]

Image courtesy of Just Jared

Aug 18, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Emily

A photo of Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles

Before you get too excited, let me just tell you that this isn’t a legit crossover. It’s not like Sam and Dean hear about some hardcore vampire action going down in this tiny town in California, then set up shop once they realize how much evil hangs around the Hellmouth, and then they meet Buffy and friends and spend the rest of forever hunting with the Scoobies. It’s also not like I’ve thought about it or anything.

No, it’s a lot smaller than that (and of course I’ve thought about it). What happens is Charisma Carpenter, the lady who played Cordelia, and James Marsters, the man who played Spike, are playing a married couple in an upcoming episode of Supernatural. The episode will be the fifth to air of the new season, and the plot is described as “Bewitched gone wrong.”

I can’t wait, I absolutely cannot. Can we get to nerding out over these two shows right away please?

Aug 18, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah

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And frankly, she’s looking great. Megs was photographed on the set of her latest movie, This is Forty. This is Forty follows a group consisting of my latest dude, Paul RuddJohn Lithgow, Melissa McCarthy, Jason Segel, and Leslie Mann. That’s all we really know about it. That, and it’s being directed by Judd Apatow and it’s probably some kind of Knocked Up spin-off. Sounds like a good crew, especially John Lithgow. I just love that guy, don’t you?

Anyway, Megan looks good. Seriously good. Way better-than-she-used-to good.

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Aug 18, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah

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I am just as pleased as pie at the way that Harry Potter is turning out. Finishing the most amazing film series ever captured on, um, film; first movie off the bat is a super creepy-looking horror flick featuring haunted toys; growing up and realizing that alcohol isn’t the way, man, and now he’s toting around a perfectly lovely young lady as his girlfriend.

He’s allegedly been dating the girl since the earlier part of the year, but these are the first photos (well, the first photos that I’ve seen of the couple, anyway; maybe you’ve been luckier) published.

Good luck, Dan – I hope she’s a keeper!