A Kim Kardashian bikini gallery in honor of her wedding. [Busted Coverage]

Took him long enough, that’s for damn sure. [The Superficial]

Chelsea Handler and Jennifer Aniston no longer BFFs. [Cele|bitchy]

The worst Twitpics of the week. [Starpulse]

Rihanna does a terrorist tribute. [Bossip]

Now Lindsay Lohan’s suing people. [TMZ]

Olivia Wilde wants a teen boy or something. [Socialite Life]

Don’t make fun of the French guy with the big nose – he’s got penis problems. [The Blemish]

Celebs who should never have gone blonde. [theBERRY]

More behind-the-scenes of Supernatural. [Caught on Set]

The terrifying Carnage trailer. [OMGBlog]

Real Housewives getting a real big reedit after suicide. [LA Times]

Wanna see The Situation’s mini-situation? [Popbytes]

What Charlie Sheen’s family has to say about him. [Huff Po]

What’s at the very top of Anne Hathaway’s legs, hm? [Lainey Gossip]

Prince Harry is on his way to California for some puss-ay. [Jezebel]

Q: What does dejection, depression, and desperation look like when it’s all wrapped in one tight little tweaked-out package?

A: A fake blonde badly in need of extension maintenance who has plastic tatas, jacked arms, and parenthood regrets. Who also wears yellow and black minidresses while walking around Pennsylvania getting her many kids’ hair cut.

Alas, this is the end of Kate Gosselin. No, really, I really think this is the end of Kate Gosselin. She had her run and now she’s done, dragging her tail behind her. Unless someone offers this bitch a seat on The View, her entertainment career is at a dead-end.

This is the last you’ll hear of Kate Gosselin, I can guarantee it – from me, at the very least.

Bye, girl! Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you!

See, Lindsay – this is how you do Marilyn Monroe, not with cracked-out kissy-faces, nudity and heavy-lidded drunk eyes.

Some of you guys might remember that Michelle Williams will be playing the role of Marilyn Monroe in upcoming movie, My Week With Marilyn, which is set to come out later this year. Other notable characters in the film include Emma Watson, Julia Ormond, Dominic Cooper, and Judi Dench.

Doesn’t she look just amazing?

In a word? I’m thinking “yes” sums it up rather nicely. Not saying that it’d be inappropriate or anything, as they find a reason to make a movie about every damned thing these days including, but not limited to, snake infestations on closed air crafts, but I think that Amy’s ashes have barely settled to wherever they’d been sprinkled and she’s still just barely at rest. I mean, give the girl a chance, jeez.

Now Fox News states that there’s rumblings about a film in the making, and people are already speculating who’d do an Amy Winehouse role justice:

Winehouse fan Lady Gaga has already been linked to the role, after an insider told The Daily Star that “Gaga’s been itching to make the transition from music into movies and sees this as the ideal role to launch her film career.”

Gaga may have the looks and the voice, but Lindsay Lohan knows better than anyone what it’s like to NOT want to go to rehab. Taylor Momsen has the “pretty reckless” behavior down pat … but Lea Michele kind of looks like Winehouse if you squint really hard.

Amy Winehouse – whether you love her or hate her – is definitely a modern legend, and to rush into producing a biopic based on her final years is just cheapening both who she was and the magical, myriad talents that she had.  This thing needs to get some time and perspective before it blows up.  I’m not going to sit here and try to convince you that Amy Winehouse was the be-all, end-all of current innovation, because that’s totally based on interpretation and personal taste, but let’s just give this a break for awhile, now, huh? Would that be OK with everyone?

I don’t know about you all, but for me, the Breaking Dawn anticipation is growing. I just recently read all of the books for the first time, so it’s not like there’s going to be any real surprises in the latest franchise installment, but I’m excited nonetheless. Not, you know, as excited as this girl, but filled with a mild anticipatory glee regardless.

These are the latest “leaks” from the upcoming Twilight movie. AND KRISTEN STEWART‘S SHORTS ARE SOOOOO SHORT. But she looks happy, and it’s good to see girlfriend smile. Like, really, really smile as if she almost really means it.

I CANNOT UNSEE THIS. Click at your own risk. [The Superficial]

Annette Bening and Kristen Wiig? [Lainey Gossip]

Hot, leather-clad celebrities. [Bossip]

A history of Kim Kardashian’s ex-boyfriends. [Starpulse]

What new-ish celebrity couple is house-shopping together? [Cele|bitchy]

Does Anne Hathaway have some sort of weird eating disorder? [Huff Po]

Apparently there’s a commemorative 9/11 handbag. WTF. [The Frisky]

Al-Qaeda targets David Letterman (no, seriously). [Bossip]

Tyra Banks has a full-on mustache. [Yeeeah]

Is Sex and the City coming back on air? [theBERRY]

Elton John dresses like an American tourist. [INFDaily]

Who was Selena Gomez in a “controlling relationship” with? [Amy Grindhouse]

Who was voted “America’s most trusted” celebrity? [LA Times]