This is the girl that Brad is supposedly cheating on Angelina with (this rumor will just not go away). [The Superficial]

Natural girls in evening gowns, featuring Solo. [Bossip]

Kim Kardashian‘s wedding video! [Starpulse]

Lady Gaga‘s copping her looks from an old lady. [theBERRY]

Christina Aguilera: getting married! [Socialite Life]

Denise Richards to be on Two and a Half Men? [TMZ]

Karl Lagerfeld thinks that your kids are probably ugly. [The Frisky]

Scarlett Johansson talks about how flexible she is. [Socialite Life]

Kate Winslet almost died in a fire this past weekend. [Cele|bitchy]

You need to check out Marina and the Diamonds. [Popbytes]

The Olsen twins’ younger sister is going to be more famous than they are, if that’s possible. [Huff Po]

Faith Hill and Tim McGraw Barbie dolls. [Bitten and Bound]

The “cure” for female masturbation. [Jezebel]

RIP Jack Layton. [OMGBlog]

The most anticipated fall movies. [ONTD]

Natalie Portman‘s first post-baby photo op. [Us Magazine]

David Hasselhoff … performing or something. [Lainey Gossip]

No, I’m kidding. I mean, her stomach does quite resemble Voldemort’s slitted nose, but honestly? Despite the fact that she’s birthed an equivalent to a very small country’s population, girlfriend’s stomach here doesn’t actually look all that bad. I’ve seen women who’ve birthed one – count ‘em one – child, and their stomach … well, God love them, it’ll never be the same to say the least.

It’s also apparent that Octo hasn’t gotten any kind of plastic surgery on her torso, or if she did, she definitely went the budget route.

What do you guys think of the lady’s tummy? Have you seen much, much worse for much, much less, too?

Image courtesy of TMZ

“I’d close the drapes, take a swig of NyQuil, toast with a simple ‘bye-bye’ and go into a deep sleep. … I was miserable the whole time.”

In case you didn’t know, Glee‘s Jane Lynch has a book coming out, wherein she discusses her previous battles with both depression and addiction. Lynch discusses a dark period in her life when she was substituting alcohol with NyQuil, and NyQuil with marijuana, and how it began to affect her mental well-being.

Call me old school or a trendy drug prude, but I wasn’t aware that taking NyQuil recreationally was a “thing.” I mean, it is? This is a thing that people do? Is this how Lindsay Lohan got her start, or is it a horse of an entirely different color?

Either way, congrats, Jane, for beating something that was obviously leading to other destructive behaviors. Good for you!

I don’t know about you guys, but these lists always intrigue the crap out of me. These celebrity “power couples,” as they’re often referred to, bring in, like, unbelievable wads of cash annually. Jaw-dropping amounts.

I mean, this kind of money is money that I can’t even fathom having, and the craziest part is that there are people out there – both single and partnered up – who earn, like, quadruple this.

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady topped the list this year, bringing in just around $76 million bucks. And that’s just the reported income. You can’t tell me that there isn’t some under-the-table stuff going on somewhere there.

The rest of the list is as follows:

2. Jay-Z and Beyonce – $72 million

3. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie – $50 million

Jump in for the rest of the list –

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And those faces she’s making, guys … I just don’t know if I’m going to be able to keep my breakfast down – even though I’ve already had lunch.

Girl is photographed several times here with her boyfriend. Who’s also making the same stupid kissy-fish pout face that makes me want to break open my notebook, yank out the sharpest-looking piece and jam it into my eye. Repeatedly. And without restraint.

Also, Snooki’s new sunglasses line is debuting over the next few months. It’s called “Poof Nation.” Isn’t that just great? I mean, just so … Snooki?

Images courtesy of Starpulse

Tara Reid’s wonk-boobs were on TV last night. [The Superficial]

Brad Pitt and some Really Hot New Pictures. [Lainey Gossip]

Kardashian earned HOW MUCH from her wedding? [Bossip]

Demi Lovato has a really awkward birthday. [Starpulse]

A dude bathing a hedgehog. And yes, it’s as bizarre as it sounds. [theBERRY]

An adorable photo of adorable Selma Blair’s newborn son and baby daddy. [Cele|bitchy

Why is Victoria Beckham in agony? [INFDaily]

Kimberly Stewart gives birth! [Amy Grindhouse]

Celebrities who pretend they’re not sleeping together but totally are. [The Frisky]

Do we still believe Kate Winslet is all anti-plastic surgery now? [Socialite Life]

Sugarland‘s first post-tragedy show. [ICYDK]

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes – a couple? [Caught on Set]

20 Greatest Kim Kardashian Wedding Day Twitter Destructions! [Busted Coverage]