What, am I’m saying that any time a celebrity dons a wig of unnatural hair color that it’s automatically akin to Britney’s pink bewigged meltdown? Well, yeah.
I know most of you’d automatically think of Katy Perry when you see the blue wig, but not this girl. I come from the old school of Britney Spears rules and Katy Perry drools. Besides. Who’s gonna remember Katy Perry in four decades, anyway? Yeah, Michael Jackson fans, and nerds worldwide, but come on. There’s really no comparison when you get down to thinking about it.
OK. Brad Pitt may just have reaffirmed his “hottest man alive” status in my book. Or near there, anyway. Have you seen these promo shots? They are unbelievable. The pictures are gearing up for Brad and Jonah Hill‘s latest film, Moneyball, and even Jonah’s looking … well, good. I mean, he’s lost so much weight recently that my head’s spinning and I’m kind of concerned that I’m finding him mildly attractive and not-at-all repulsive these days, but damn, Brad Pitt. Damn. DAMN!
[Moneyball is] … the story of Oakland A’s general manager Billy Beane’s successful attempt to put together a baseball club on a budget by employing computer-generated analysis to draft his players.
So, OK. The movie doesn’t sound great. In fact, even just keywords in the plot make me want to definitely not see this movie (baseball club … draft his players … nah). But I will look at as many photos of Jonah and Brad as I possibly can. And then I will move on.
Doesn’t she? I’m not quite sure if I’m a fan of the jumper-romper thing she’s got going on there, but otherwise, she looks positively adorable, and totally amazing and normal for just giving birth to her son not even twelve weeks ago! I think after my first daughter was born, it took me the better part of fourteen months to look like this (but I’m willing to be that it was probably because of all of that rice pudding).
The funny thing, when I went to go look up Trace Cyrus‘s and Brenda Song‘s respective ages, just looking for more fuel to feed the indignation fire, I found out that … they’re not actually all that young. Trace was 22 this year, and Brenda was 23. You know what this means, don’t you? It means I’m getting old.
Trace, you might recognize, as Miley Cyrus‘s older brother. Here’s a few fun facts about boyfriend:
Though he’s Miley’s kin, he’s only her half-brother; Mama Tish bore him of another man, y’all
He briefly dated Demi Lovato
Trace has the words “Stay Gold” tattooed on his fists
He dropped out of high school
He does vocals and guitar in two bands, Metro Station and Ashland HIGH
As for expectant mommy, Brenda Song, here’s another few tidbits:
A role on The Suite Life of Zack and Cody made her Disney-famous and later starred in Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior (which, no, I did not see) among other “feature” films
In 2006, she was named “Queen of Disney” (that just doesn’t sound very promising either)
She was also in The Social Network, if you can believe it
In 2004, she shared a magazine cover with Lindsay Lohan
Me, though, I don’t know. You ask me, it looks like another Weston Cage situation just waiting to happen. Maybe it’s the creepy-looking dyed black hair and intensity burning below the surface (or maybe that’s just a urinary tract infection I’m thinking of), but this has the potential to maybe not play out so well. However, if Trace turns out to be one of those sensitive-like emo guys, and does something … I don’t know, better with his hair, he could actually be quite attractive. It could really go either way, friends.
What kind of horrible person would do this? Someone who hates laughter? Someone who hates fun? The Associated Press reports that Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson was mailed a threatening letter containing white powder; both the LAPD and the FBI are investigating. (Neither agency will discuss details, of course, but we do know the letter was sent from France. The powder itself was confirmed as harmless.)
This is really creepy stuff, though! Craig Ferguson seems like a totally arbitrary target, on the one hand. On the other, he is a true American patriot—you can tell by that Tardis he keeps on his desk. (Wait, what?)
Oh, well. At least Mr. Ferguson is keeping a cool head about the whole thing. In fact, he made the incident the subject of his opening monologue last night (and he made more lighthearted jokes about “mysterious white powder” than Lindsay Lohan can shake a stick at):
D’awwww! He’s so cavalier in the face of adversity. Stay safe, Craig!
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