I say “had” because, as you can tell by the photo above, Megan is getting the tattoo removed. Thank goodness, right? Because if she really is on the brink of becoming amazingly, unbelievably attractive again, which I think she just might be, thanks to that much needed weight gain, the last thing she needs is some trashy tattoo of some other beautiful woman glaring at the world right smack dab in the middle of her arm.
“She was a negative person, she was disturbed, bipolar. I do not want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life.”
You know, maybe that Marilyn tattoo really was attracting negative energy, because for the first time ever, I don’t have a bad thing to say about Megan Fox. Man, what a weird day.
She sure didn’t stop there, though. As you can see from the side-by-side comparison I snatched off TMZ, Carrie Fisher has been nipped, tucked, pinched, and pulled in nearly every direction.
Today Show host Ann Curry asked Fisher what sparked her to slim down. Said Fisher: “The spark was that I weighed three million pounds. I couldn’t look in the mirror. I thought that was getting old. It turns out it was mostly getting fat.”
Video of the new, slimmer Carrie Fisher-bot is below.
Nicole Richie was always one of those celebrities who fascinated me. When she was younger, I thought, “Man. This girl is going to have the world by the balls, since she’s Lionel Richie’s kid and all.” (Sorry, I was a product of the eighties, and being Lionel Richie’s kid during that decade must have been like having frigging Jem or Michael J. Fox as a parent.) Then, when she moved onto The Simple Life with Paris Hilton, I thought, “Ew. What a gross, self-indulgent, obnoxious twat,” and I felt sorry for Lionel. However? After she hit rock bottom riding in the metaphorical passenger seat of Paris’s hellbound freight car, battled a pretty severe eating disorder, then came into her own right and raised a perfectly lovely family, I have to say that my respect for Nicole has gone up, like, quadruple.
Check out the recent photos of Nicole at last night’s Sephora event, and the photos of Nicole through the years in the gallery.
“It was a thrill to record with Amy Winehouse, and when you listen to the recording of ‘Body and Soul,’ it is a testament to her artistic genius and her brilliance as one of the most honest musicians I have ever known.
Tony Bennett, on working with Amy Winehouse in the years before she died. Tony, incidentally, is set to do a ‘Rehab’ tribute to Amy at this year’s 2011 MTV VMAs. I have no doubt that the act will render my eyeballs tearless, and I have a feeling that those bitches will not be drying on their own.
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