Aug 30, 2011 at 06:30 am by Sarah

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Jon Voight photo: Lauren
“Attention MAKE-A-WISH Foundation: I said I wanted to go to DETROIT, not meet JON VOIGHT!”

First runner-up: Nomar
“Its a win-win situation. You do what I ask and I’ll get Angelina and Brad to adopt you. We both get happy endings.”

Second runner-up: James
“We took this photo of my hubby in the ER and when we had the pictures developed, this creepy dude appeared.”

Congrats to Lauren! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

24 Responses to “Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo”

  1. mdmike says:

    I know you have a crack problem…don’t even think about turning around…

  2. Chuck says:

    “Dude. No, just…no”

  3. Suz says:

    Thank god Dr. Phil gives body boarding lessons!

  4. Jax says:

    Is that a camera in your Speedos or are you just pleased to see me???

  5. grimmtastic says:

    Hey little boy, I got a lollipop for you.

  6. Ricktalife says:

    I’m here to fix your plumbing, son.

  7. Peter says:

    So THAT’S what happened to my lunch tray!

  8. Sue Hardesty says:

    Dude, you misunderstood me when I said I wanted to see the Color Purple!!

  9. james says:

    those big girls always make my day

  10. Juanita says:

    You think they’re fraternal or identical?

  11. Dan says:

    Dis oshun not big enuf fer da 2 uv us, u goin down!

  12. Shadowy Instincts says:

    Looks like an older version of Lindsay Lohan with a butt crack of Kim Kardashian, err, God he is leaking….!!!

  13. Raininpayne says:

    Where can I get a pair of those?

  14. PandaBearz says:

    ”he’s bald,out of shape,old…but I bet he’s LOADED!”HAAAAAAAAY

  15. Ava says:

    “Oh good, the stripper is finally here, Victoria.”

  16. Martin says:

    Hey David! I need to show you this cool tattoo on my calve…

  17. JonBoy says:

    The male walrus stood erect and affronted the uninterested surfer, all the while protecting his back door and his dignity

  18. Anonymous says:

    you got far more bigger waves on your body than this beach.

  19. james says:

    if you want it back tubby, you’ll have to catch me.

  20. Evan says:

    “Back off, Mr. Koch! One Tat on your calf doesn’t make you a surfer!”

  21. Speedo on da flo, Speedo on da flo, looking like a old surfer trying to hard to be young again, with your speedo on da flo

  22. Chaz says:

    “With the results of years of hair treatments plainly evident, Britney Spears finally breaks the bonds of the conservatorship in time to celebrate her 40th birthday at the nearest topless beach.”

  23. KELCY says:

    “Scary shit dude, feet from the beach and WHAM!!! Staring into the face of a Great White ………”

  24. Dillon says:

    Adult swim means everyone out of the ocean.

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