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A Kanye West Musical?!

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Yes, a Kanye West musical. Are you as excited as I am?

The show is going down in Australia, where a couple of bros decided to get together to write, produce, and perform a delightful little two-man show simply titled Kanye: The Musical. But what is it about exactly?

“This is a story of a struggle against the man to become the man. It’s about a guy who took a shot at the throne and didn’t miss.”

Songs from the show include “A Bright, Shining Star,” sung by Kanye’s mother upon her son’s birth, “Rappers on My Dick,” which takes place after Kanye gets popular, “What Was I Supposed to Do,” a song from the character of Mike Myers after the infamous “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” incident, “Why Me, Oh Lord,” which documents the Taylor Swift debacle, and finally, the finale of the show, “One Day They’ll Understand,” with the moving closing lines:

Try and try but they just won’t see

Maybe they was never really ready for me

Don’t fret no more, hold my head in my hands

One day, I know, they’ll understand

No joke, if I was in Australia, I would see this show in a heartbeat. Would you?

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  • Whine.. I did nothing wrong.. EVER! Oh, why am I not the best of everyone.. he’s writing, and speaking and preaching about something he imagines is true about him but we are too jealous, selfish and/or blind to see and should be awestruck.. He’s more than a king.. he’s just above us all.. we should bestow compliments and maybe worship him for this supreme perfection.. He’s free but he insists he is a slave to whatever, he’s rich and has nothing to whine about but, we don’t understand, he hates competition.. anyone else who sings, acts or performs.. prevents him from ultimate greatness.. success.