I don’t listen to hip-hop, like, at all – I just learned yesterday that a rapper named Pitbull existed. But it turns out that he does exist, and it turns out that he has this song called “Give Me Everything,” and that song mentions our favorite girl, Lindsay Lohan. Here are the lyrics:
Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoein’, to keep flowin’
I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.
Oh, hell no. No he did not. Is he even aware of what Lindsay’s been through? Does he even know how hard it was for Lindsay to serve those thirteen days in jail? No. No, because if he did, he wouldn’t be saying those awful things. Shame on you, Pitbull. Shame on you.
But, as always, Lindsay is getting the last laugh, by way of a lawsuit:
Lindsay is pissed, claiming in her lawsuit … “the lyrics, by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants about the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff.”
Lindsay, who claims in the lawsuit she is “a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild, is suing under the New York civil rights laws, which protects people from having their name exploited for commercial purposes.
Lindsay alleges the appearance of her name in the song “causes [Lindsay] to be associated and identified in connection with defendants.”
The suit — filed by Stephanie Ovadia — seeks an injunction to stop all of the defendants from broadcasting the song. It also seeks unspecified damages. Ovadia is the same lawyer who filed the E*TRADE lawsuit on Lindsay’s behalf, which settled for a confidential sum.
“A professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild,” are you serious? Who wrote that? What kind of illegal substance do you have to have inside your body to think that Lindsay Lohan is a professional actor of good repute? Seriously, please tell me which substance, I’m looking for a party tonight.