Aug 19, 2011 at 03:30 pm by Emily

A photo of Rihanna

Just look at this girl. It seems like every single day, we’ve got new pictures of Rihanna looking like a damn fool. I don’t know what’s gotten into her, but I think somebody needs to volunteer to have a good long sit-down to explain to her exactly what she’s doing wrong. Here, I’ll start:

Me: Rihanna, girl, you know sometimes I can sort of tolerate your music sometimes, but you need to reconsider all your fashion choices from here on out, because I just saw some pictures of you looking a mess in some furry jumpsuit.

Rihanna: RUDE BOY BOY RUDE BOY BOY TAKE IT TAKE IT RUDE BOY BOY.

Me: This is the opposite of what I wanted.

So yeah, any help with talking some sense into Rihanna would be greatly appreciated.

4 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: Rihanna Needs A Good Talking-To”

  1. lisa says:

    love this post Emily!

  2. pufinstuf says:

    Pregnant Big Bird.

  3. Sweet_Jane says:

    Okay that was hilarious.

  4. Write says:

    She looks like Aishwarya rai

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