Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Afternoon Delight

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Jeremy Piven wants a new movie career. [Starpulse]

Gwyneth Paltrow saved lives on 9/11, now, apparently, too. [The Superficial]

Kate Upton has a new denim line, but all I see is boobs. [theBERRY]

What did Piers Morgan do to make Christine O’Donnell walk off stage? [Bossip]

Tara Reid tweets photos of herself wasted on her honeymoon. So much for rehab. [Cele|bitchy]

Spy Kids 4! [LA Times]

Is that a baby bump, Nicky Hilton? [Socialite Life]

Lady Gaga surfing > Lindsay Lohan surfing. [TMZ]

YES on the HOMEMADE New Kids on the Block sweater. [OMGBlog]

What the hell is Sacha Baron Cohen doing? [Caught on Set]

Taylor Momsen has a dirty gitch. [Yeeeah]

LeAnn Rimes really wants to be a bikini model. [Amy Grindhouse]

Wedding advice from Khloe Kardashian. [ICYDK]

Rhinestone bikinis against leotards. [Jezebel]

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