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10OMG, You Guys Have to Check Out Courtney Stodden’s Twitter

A photo of Courtney Stodden

For those of you who are as entranced by the magical tale of the Hutchisons as I am, boy, do I have a treat for you! Did you know that the delightful, beautiful Courtney Stodden has her very own Twitter account? You should, because it’s one of the most magical things that I’ve ever seen. Here, let me share a few of my favorite Tweets from the past week or so:

Slowly slipping under these sensuous silk covers as I lie down in bed & entertain myself w/the classic movie “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”. XOs

A soft sensation sweetly kisses my body as I prepare for a sexy hot photo shoot this afternoon. What a breathtaking morning it has been! ;-)

Stepped my paws into a sexy wet cat-suit; Prowling mysteriously around the house while lickin’ my lips searchin’ for some nip! MEEEOWWW! ;-)

Just returned from a lovely Sunday morning service @ church today. Kickin back at home now while sporting a HOT mini-retro-jumper! CLASSIC!

Heading out to grab a delicious flick & take-out. I love nothing more than staying in and enjoying a Saturday night with my lover! ;-) Meow!

Woke up to a perfect morning; Romantic melodies softly playing, my favorite breakfast all prepared, & my pups licking me up & down… Mmm!

And those are all from the past five days.  This girl is on fire.

August 17, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Courtney Stodden

10 Responses to “OMG, You Guys Have to Check Out Courtney Stodden’s Twitter”

  1. shelf says:

    emily, i love your posts! just had to throw that out there.
    greetings from canoodia :)

  2. pufinstuf says:

    This girl is sixteen? I feel like I need some antifungal medication just from reading that.

  3. amy says:

    All the media outposts are posting this. This is exactly what she wants. It is working, too bad she is sooo horrible!

  4. blasted1 says:

    The word for today, boys and girls, is pussy-whipped. Actually, that’s 2 words, but we have a really great example: See Doug…See Doug bring breakfast in bed to a psycho…See Doug’s life and career and bank account go straight down the toiletl….see psycho suck the chrome off of Doug’s trailer hitch…and yes, there will be a pop-quiz.

  5. XYZ says:

    1. Even the most stupid person ever would realize she’s definitely lying about her age. Lies sell, folks and sell well, its the way of the world.
    2. Any other doubt she’s a patethic whore?

  6. Brenda says:

    It doesn’t even sound like things a person would really say for real. Sounds to me like someone is writing these for her. Like she really came up with mysteriously prowling for some nip???

    • MissLeeLoo says:

      Have you heard her talk in interviews? Oh, I think it’s things she would say!

      And note to the mods: I don’t mean to sound mean, but when you guys do those posts with links to other sites, do you not expect people to click those links? Or do you just not see what the other girl has posted the other day? Because this (for example, but it has happened before) was already posted. And mind you, I like it when you guys post here instead of a link to another site, but c’mon! I love this site and I love your writing, but keep it fresh! (I can’t believe I just said that… lol). Xo.

  7. indeed says:

    please dont give this hooker any of your time, if we want her to just go away, we have to ignore it. hopefully no impressionable young girls are paying attention to her D:

  8. blah says:

    I’m predicting the following:

    1. She tries to break into acting / modelling / singing
    2. She achieves a “reality tv” level of success
    3. She files for divorce from this guy
    4. She claims physical abuse
    5. She ends up on some sordid reality show (after DWTS turns her down of course)

  9. mireee says:

    “Licking her up & down mmm!” ARRRRGGHHH I can’t unsee that.

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