Doug Hutchison Is “Not Creepy,” According to His Mother-in-Law
Aug 10, 2011 at 04:30 pm by Emily

A photo of Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden

Of course Doug isn’t creepy! Sometimes 51-year-old men just meet 16-year-old girls on the internet and then marry them in Vegas. That happens, ok? Don’t be naive. Wake up to the real world.

Another reason why Doug isn’t creepy for marrying Courtney Stodden, according to her mother? Girl looks at least 40. She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet, as they say. And I guess Doug doesn’t look quite 50? I don’t know, it’s really hard to follow the thought process of any of these people.

Here’s what Courtney’s mom had to say about the lovely couple:

“He’s not creepy. He is such a great guy, he’s so intelligent. I see why they’re together, he looks like he’s in his early 30s, and Courtney looks like she’s in her late 20s. It’s like they’re talking about someone else when they say bad things about Doug. He’s with my daughter and I wouldn’t want a creepy guy with my daughter. He’s a wonderful, great man.”

Ok, so if we’re using Hutchison logic, and if people always say that I look about 16, then that means it would be totally legit for my 23-year-old self to start seriously pursuing Justin Bieber, right? Our love can dare to speak its name?

LOL, just kidding, everybody, I know about statutory and creepers. I wasn’t born yesterday. Oh, you wily, wily Hutchisons! What will you say next?!

Image courtesy of The Daily Mail

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2 Responses to “Doug Hutchison Is “Not Creepy,” According to His Mother-in-Law”

  1. mireee says:
    August 11, 2011 at 7:56 am

    Thought the headline said: “Douche Hutchinson is not creepy”.

    Reply
  2. blasted1 says:
    August 11, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    I can’t remember exactly….now, which one is the mom and which one is the wife?

    Reply

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