Jul 28, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah

Ooh man, is someone gonna get in trouble for this one. Apparently, some dude (by the sound of the hooting, anyway) snuck a camera into Comic Con and filmed a really crappy cell video of the Breaking Dawn honeymoon scene. It’s almost as good quality as the sex scene you guys saw last week (that is to say, hardly any at all), but I have no doubts that the Twihards will be rubbing one out – furiously – to this clip, which is an entire three-and-a-half minutes. Can you last that long?

Jul 28, 2011 at 09:30 am by Sarah

Are you guys excited about this? I thought the first one was good, and I didn’t even really know they were making a second, but it doesn’t look nearly as good – or have nearly as good a soundtrack – as the first. I do think I hear some Robin Williams in there, though, and if that’s the movie’s only redeeming factor? Then I guess I’ll have to see it. You know, sometime after it’s out on DVD for a year or so.

Jul 28, 2011 at 08:30 am by Sarah

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Kat Von D thinks she’s as special as Paris Hilton. [The Superficial]

The dude that was kicked out of Comic Con for masturbating over Slave Leias. [Lainey Gossip]

This idiot thought it’d be cool to try and break a four-month-old baby’s arm off and eat it in front of a group of people. [Bossip]

Macaroni and cheese candle? [theBerry]

The Ides of March trailer. [Celebuzz]

Nicolette Sheridan picks her pubes in Beverly Hills. [Starpulse]

Kellan Lutz designs clothes, grinds up on a naked Adam Levine’s girlfriend. [ICYDK]

The official movie poster for The Muppets. [Pajiba]

A dozen unreleased Amy Winehouse songs. [Huff Po]

Joe Jonas cuddles up with his girlfriend for the world to see. [Celebuzz]

Dennis Quaid: still hot, still a bad dresser. [Caught on Set]

And then some people think that Amy Winehouse is dead because of bad photos. [Cele|bitchy]

Alicia Silverstone‘s adorable baby. [Celebrity Rant]

Hugh Hefner denies being a minute man. [The Blemish]

Jul 28, 2011 at 07:30 am by Sarah

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I know a lot (OK, most) of you guys really hate Kim Kardashian, but I’m sorry – surprisingly, it’s just not in me to do it these days – I think she’s grown on me. I really think she seems likable enough, even if she has done some questionable things in the past. Also? I think she’s super pretty.

Take this photo shoot for example. It’s for some currently-undisclosed Middle Eastern-based magazine, which Kim was eager to pose for and interview with. And she pulled it off, despite the horrible earrings that I wore to a Hanson concert in 1996 and the horrible matching pattern on her equally-horrible dress.

Now before I continue to look like an ass for defending someone like Kim Kardashian, can you guys tell me – is there anyone out there who actually likes her? I mean, aside from me?

Jul 28, 2011 at 06:30 am by Sarah

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Is it me, or does Lea Michele look tons better without all of the thickly-applied makeup that she normally wears?

Here you can actually see her features, and it doesn’t look like the first six layers of skin are going to crack and fall off with the weight of a heavy foundation should she happen to smile. Also? She looks way better without all of the dark lipstick, too. It’s just not for everybody. I mean, I can’t wear it either. I look like a kid playing dress up when I try, and that’s never a look that’s good on anyone.

How do you guys like your Lea?

Image courtesy of Celebuzz

Jul 28, 2011 at 05:30 am by Jenn

Jimmy Kimmel and Harrison Ford with Chewbacca

Image by Randy Holmes via Entertainment Weekly

Harrison Ford—the original space maverick—visited “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” last night to promote Cowboys & Aliens.

Below, a video of the episode’s “cold open”; in it, someone from Harrison’s past suddenly materializes, anxious to cash in on a few old favors. (Harrison’s overzealousness is kind of alarming, but at least he is committed, and anyway, the whole thing was directed by Jon Favreau.)

Laugh it up, fuzzballs.