Jul 01, 2011 at 04:30 am by Sarah

photo of gwyneth paltrow nude for vanity fair naked pictures photos not hot

Oh Vanity Fair. Something about this is just wrong, and I can’t quite put my finger on WHAT. Seeing Gwyneth Paltrow like this is similar to seeing your sort-of-hot but really really god-awful boss naked. You derive no pleasure from it other than the grim satisfaction of knowing that she’s got actual skin instead of scales and horns, know what I mean, jellybean?