Jul 05, 2011 at 04:30 am by Emily

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Remember last week when Nadya “Octomom” Suleman was going on about how her babies “disgust” her and her older children are “monsters” and she sits in the bathroom “for hours” to avoid them? Wasn’t that such a gross interview? Well, it’s all ok now, because according to Octomom, it’s all a lie! Huzzah!

From TMZ:

Quotes from Octomom flew all over the Internet this week — the most damaging being, “I hate babies, they disgust me” — the only problem is … Octomom says SHE NEVER GAVE THEM!!!

Nadya Suleman tells TMZ every single quote that was attributed to her from an interview with In Touch magazine is false … because she never even gave them an interview.

In another passage from the “interview,” Nadya supposedly said she thinks her older children are animals and that she often locks herself in the bathroom and cries.

To that she says, “I hardly have 30 seconds to go to the restroom, I could never lock my self in the bathroom for hours. I Love ALL my children, I do not regret them and it’s ridiculous that I have to continue to defend myself against these disgusting fabricated lies.”

I just love happy endings, don’t you? And, after all, no one can be that bad a parent, right? On a totally related note, did you guys hear that story about the toddler who was left alone in an apartment on the tenth floor and fell out of the window, only to be caught by a lady passing by? Some people.

Jul 04, 2011 at 05:30 pm by Jenn

Surrender, Dorothy!

Which social-media-savvy musician got a manly new Wizard of Oz tattoo?

…And has a pierced nipple?

…And is wearing a unicorn pendant?

His identity, after the break!

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Jul 04, 2011 at 04:30 pm by Sarah

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Enter Lindsay Lohan references.

Daniel Radcliffe, who we watched grow up before our very eyes, did a really revealing interview with GQ magazine wherein he claimed to “beat” a pesky alcohol problem. Daniel says:

“I became so reliant on (alcohol) to enjoy stuff. There were a few years there when I was just so enamored with the idea of living some sort of famous person’s lifestyle that really isn’t suited to me.”

Radcliffe admits he is glad the paparazzi never caught him misbehaving, and he has now turned his back on his wild ways to concentrate on a calmer lifestyle. The actor gave up alcohol last August and is now sober.

He adds, “I really got away with that because there were many instances when a shot like that could have been taken. I’m actually enjoying the fact I can have a relationship with my girlfriend where I’m really pleasant and I’m not f*cking up totally all the time. As much as I would love to be a person that goes to parties and has a couple of drinks and has a nice time, that doesn’t work for me. I do that very unsuccessfully. I’d just rather sit at home and read, or talk to somebody that makes me laugh. There’s no shame in enjoying the quiet life. And that’s been the realization of the past few years for me.”

Is anyone else completely surprised by this, but also not surprised the least bit? Just because the kid grew up across the pond doesn’t exempt him from having a, sorry, Lindsay Lohan-type childhood, with the exception of the psychotic, fame-whoring parents, and throng of enablers. I’m glad Daniel’s got his shit straight, but it’s a shame that at the young age of twenty-one he went through things that made him realize this.  However, better now than later when it could have been more of a problem.

Daniel’s advice?:

“Don’t try too hard to be something you’re not.”

I think I’m going to go and watch The Sorcerer’s Stone and have a good cry over lost innocence.

Jul 04, 2011 at 03:30 pm by Sarah

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“If you were to ask me to remove my Philip Treacy hat at a party, in truth it’s the emotional and physical equivalent of requesting I remove my liver.”

Um, call me totally ignorant, but I don’t even know what a Philip Treacy hat is. I mean, I can use those mad context clue skills learned back in second grade to determine that 1) it’s a hat, and 2) it was either made, or endorsed, by one Philip Treacy, but that’s all I’ve got on that. Moreover, why does this broad have to be so damn dramatic all the time? “… The emotional and physical equivalent of requesting I remove my liver”?

Bitch, please.

Jul 04, 2011 at 02:30 pm by Sarah

Above is the video for “On Melancholy Hill,” a song that Miley Cyrus did not write, but added to her repertoire on the Gypsy Heart tour. Which ended last night in Perth. And now she’s done.

Though the tour is officially over, there’s been no word as to whether Miley has plans to add dates, or if she’ll bring it back to the US and do a show here for the bajillion ungrateful fans who made her who she is today.

Would you forgive Miley if she came crawling back on her knees?

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Jul 04, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah

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LOL Nah, dude - Zac Efron only goes for hot, head-giving Victoria’s Secret-esque chicks now that he’s through with Vanessa Hudgens’ beat-ass vadge.

Zac Efron was photographed with his less famous former co-star Ashley Tisdale during girlfriend’s 26th party this past weekend, and aside from the photo as evidence, we have Ashley’s too-excited Tweet for backup:

“So happy zacary made it to my party! He’s my brother/best friend!”

Any by “brother/best friend,” I’m assuming she means that her agent paid him at least a day-and-a-half’s salary for him to make an appearance at her birthday bash, you know?

Happy belated, Ashley! Hope all your dreams come true, girl!