Jul 07, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah

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Those pesky photos yesterday of Sean Penn and his new unknown of a girlfriend? Probably really pissed Scarlett Johansson off. So much so that she decided that she’d go out running in New York City and intentionally have her photograph taken too, in case there was any question of comparison.

She looks good, she looks pissed, she looks much better without those stupid frigging toe sneakers. And that? Was probably precisely what she was going for.

Love you, Scar!

Jul 07, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah

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Remember those hot new photos of Evan Rachel Wood from when she first hacked off her hair? Well she’s gone and changed up a little bit more, leaving her Marilyn Manson-sympathizer clothing in a Hot Topic bargain bin and opted to raid Adam Lambert‘s leather and tight pants-infested closet.

I’ve never been a ERW fan, but as I said during the last round of publicity photos: she looks SO MUCH BETTER than she has in recent years. Love or hate the hair, you can’t deny that all of this – including leaving Manson behind for good this time (I hope) – isn’t a huge, huge improvement.

It sure beats seeing her nude, at any rate.

Jul 07, 2011 at 09:30 am by Sarah

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Remember I told you about Weston Cage and his wife’s freakout yesterday that resulted in jail and blood and gore? IT APPARENTLY GETS BETTER (or worse, depending on your point of view). Cage is now filing for divorce from his wife of three months, Nikki, who not only just got out of rehab, but is also pregnant (presumably with his child, but you never do know with these things). Cage took to his Facebook page of all places and announced “Made my choice. Getting divorced.” He also defended himself, saying that he’d never hit his wife:

“Never hit my wife. why would i start abusing after she was positive after taking a pregnant-c test.”

Then, he left one final message and shut up about the whole thing:

“Have fun killing my child Breyan Prescott.”

So, yeah. That’s a bit effed up. “Have fun” killing a child? Yikes. I mean, is he referring to the child when he says “Breyan Prescott,” or is Breyan Prescott like code word for a drug? Or another dude she might have been sleeping with that’s abusive, too? Kids these days.  I just don’t know anymore.

Jul 07, 2011 at 08:30 am by Sarah

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The Situation just quit Jersey Shore. [The Superficial]

What does Stephenie Meyer have up her sleeves now? [Lainey Gossip]

Nicole Scherzinger must be the most flexible woman alive. [theBerry]

Brand-new Nicki Minaj music. [Bossip]

Can someone explain what’s happening to Anne Hathaway’s face? [Starpulse]

Yes, Jennifer Aniston is taking a break from movies to be a full-time lover. LOL [ICYDK]

The FINAL Harry Potter cast photo. Break out the hankies! [Pajiba]

Jennifer Aniston, believe it or not, is STILL TALKING ABOUT HER DIVORCE. [Huffington Post]

Roseanne Barr goes crazy on her Twitter, stirs up publicity for her new show. [CDL]

EXCLUSIVE: Jonas Brother reunion? [Celebuzz]

Al Pacino is apparently playing Jesus for HBO. [Caught on Set]

Olivia Wilde thinks that we think that she’s a goddess or something. [Cele|bitchy]

Paulina Porizkova naked. [Celebrity Rant]

Jessica Alba feels persecuted by Hollywood. OK. [The Blemish]

Jul 07, 2011 at 07:30 am by Sarah

Because if we do, collectively, here’s her newest song, ‘Let Me Down.’ Kelly claims that the album itself, which is supposed to drop this fall, is pretty diverse. She claims:

“This album was influenced by Prince, Tina Turner, Sheryl Crow, Radiohead and there’s a little bit of a Country vibe/influence on a couple of songs.”

Both Radiohead and Sheryl Crow? … That’s a pretty interesting combination. Just like the song. It sounds like it’s a bit of everybody that’s ever had a hit record, including our recent favorite mom, Pink. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m not all that excited about this. I mean, give me some ‘Since You’ve Been Gone,’ or even ‘Miss Independent’ any day and I’ll be happy, but this? I’m just all sorts of meh over it.

Jul 07, 2011 at 06:30 am by Sarah

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Wow, guys, talk about frumptastic.

Amber Rose was photographed here at some thing in Atlantic City hosted by Jamie Foxx, and she was barely recognizable with all that … hair. I’m not a big Amber Rose fan by any means, but the baldness is definitely an improvement upon this monstrosity. What’s the deal with all these “celebrities” trying to rock big red curls anyway? It hasn’t seemed to work for a damn one of them. GIVE IT UP!

Was this girlfriend’s way of trying to distract us from those naked photos, possibly? Because really, I’d rather look at the crazy-assed nudes all day long than spend another second looking at this hot mess.