I used the word “streetwalker” in the title, because can you imagine if I’d just called Rumer Willis a hooker right there in the headline?! So catty!

But for real, this is what Rumer wore to go shopping in, and it’s ridiculous. I mean, I’m sure it’s sweltering in California right now, but this isn’t “I’m not wearing a lot because it’s 100 degrees outside,” this is “I’m not wearing a lot because I want to get laid. By a stranger. Who will pay a fee.” And that’s a little different.

Then again, maybe this silly outfit is perfectly acceptable. Maybe those awful shoes are all the rage, and maybe it’s totally cool to wear shorts that, at certain angles, have just got to showcase your vagina. I don’t know, I don’t get out much.

So what will it be, friends? Are we loving or leaving Rumer today?

This is what Lindsay Lohan wore out to a restaurant last night, and I refuse to believe that she’s not on something. This is just not an ensemble that a completely sober person would put together, I’m sorry. And I’m not even saying “she’s a crackhead!” or “she’s totally wasted!”, maybe she just hasn’t gotten a lot of sleep lately, but I guarantee you that something is altering her mind, specifically the part of the mind that knows how to not look like a damn fool.

Images courtesy of IDLYITW

Way back in February, I showed you guys a side-by-side comparison of Meryl Streep and Margaret Thatcher so you could decide if Meryl could pull off the role in the Thatcher biopic, The Iron Lady. Well, that was then, and this is now, and now we have an actual trailer to judge. What do you think?

To be honest, I wasn’t overly familiar with Margaret Thatcher’s mannerisms and vocal patterns until about ten minutes ago when I hit up the YouTube for research, but I was, as always, confident that Meryl Streep could astound, and I was right. If she wanted to, Meryl could conquer the world, of course she could conquer a portrayal of a prime minister.

You guys think she conquered, right?

I loathe this charmingly suggestive PSA, hosted by Friends With Benefits‘ Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis. Why, you ask?

First of all, I hate Justin Timberlake’s burgeoning movie career. Sure, he’s cute. Sure, he has innate comedic timing. You know what he doesn’t have? A current Billboard hit. Get back to it, Timberlake! Dance for us! Dance!

But more importantly, I hate it when Justin Timberlake stands too close to Mila Kunis like this. In the PSA video, when he feels up Mila’s butt and makes a “Hmm” face, I think my brain might explode. This pretend-couple’s hotness may actually kill me.

On why “friends with benefits” couplings are always a bad decision, from next month’s Elle:

“It is such a good idea—until it’s a bad idea,” [Timberlake] says.

Kunis certainly agrees. “Ultimately, it ends when someone wants to go and get serious with somebody. More times than not, a person catches feelings and somebody gets hurt,” she says. “When a female orgasms, a hormone gets released. I’ve never met a girl who can have sex without an ounce of feeling.”

Interrupting his costar, Timberlake asks: “Is that just a woman convincing herself so she feels like it’s okay to have sex with someone?”

“Fifty-fifty,” Kunis, 27, says.

I take serious issue with Kunis’s statement (the hormone is oxytocin, by the way, and it isn’t only a lady thing). Did you know that, during a lady’s big O, women have no emotional feelings at all? Science! Science says to have casual sex!

If you need me, I’ll be over here, working on my dissertation.

Olivia Wilde - no bra. [The Superficial]

Jake Gyllenhaal eats the worm. [theBerry]

Rumer Willis wants you to know that she’s got some major cleavage. [INFDaily]

Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant? Is that why she looks like this? [Starpulse]

Is Tyrese marrying Whitney Houston? [Bossip]

Rachel Weisz stumps for Bulgari and she’s PHOTOSHOPPED TO HELL. [Cele|bitchy]

Taylor Swift has “bronchitis.” [LA Times]

Meryl Streep as Margaret Thatcher. [The Frisky]

New Always Maxi pad ad actually TELLS US that a woman’s period is RED and not BLUE. [The Frisky]

Halle Berry‘s going to psychics now. [Socialite Life]

Madonna‘s new album. [OMGBlog]

Ben Affleck is addicted to gambling now, too. Way to pick ‘em, Jen. [Yeeeah]

Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis do a magazine cover together. [Amy Grindhouse]

Deena Nicole Cortese in a revealing bikini. Don’t click it, dude. [Caught on Set]

Kelly Osbourne – wicked hot mess photos. [ICYDK]

Fabolous‘s new … woman? [Bossip]

Oh man, the only thing I can say about this entire getup is WHAT THE HELL. And “Who dumped the ramen noodles on your head, Kellan Lutz? And then mugged you and dressed you in a gondola operator’s uniform?”

No, really. That’s the only thing I can say about this entire picture. I’m leaving it to you guys to do the rest, so don’t let me down.