Of course you remember Pia! She was that boring, semi-irritating girl on this past season of American Idol, and everyone was shocked when she was eliminated, but then I told you that she was going to be just fine and then you all felt so much better. And hey, I was right.

This is Pia’s first official single, can you believe it?! She just got a shiny new record deal with Interscope, and now she can release boring ol’ singles like this on a larger scale. Aren’t we so excited?

But what do you guys think of this song? More boring Pia, right? I mean, obviously the girl’s talented, but who honestly cares?

Nipples in bikinis. I’m sorry, was I supposed to see something else? [The Superficial]

WOW Katie Holmes. Seriously. [theBerry]

10 Careers that improved after jail. NOT YOU LINDSAY. [Bossip]

Rihanna burns down the house. Like, really. [Starpulse]

So who’s Amanda Seyfried’s new boyfriend? [Celebuzz]

Rebecca Black is doing another single, by God. [Socialite Life]

Mila Kunis is sweet, totally not the bitch I thought she might be. [Cele|bitchy]

Anti-masturbatory gum? [The Frisky]

Awesome celebrity homes. [Bitten and Bound]

Tobey Maguire’s daughter is ADORABLE. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Paris Hilton has “many voices.” I think she just HEARS many voices. [Socialite Life]

Arnold Schwarzenegger lands a role in a movie now. [Huff Po]

Celebrity wife swap? [Rumor Fix]

James Franco is angry that you think he’s a rapist. [OMGBlog]

New Sade video. [Popbytes]

As I’m sure many of you have heard by now, David and Victoria Beckham have gone against my express wishes and named their daughter something other than Santa. No, instead of having a little baby girl with a lovely, festive name with magical connotations, they went in a different direction. The name, of course?

Harper Seven Beckham.

Honestly? Ok, I’m fine with Harper. I actually love Harper. Kelly Kapowski named her daughter Harper, and I was just pleased as punch. The problem, for me, lies in the middle name. I didn’t even know that the Beckhams were Seinfeld fans:

I know we showed you a “candid” and totally not staged pregnancy photo of Victoria Beckham earlier this weekend, and since then, she conveniently popped that little child out (Harper Seven Beckham, cute huh?), but here are some ACTUAL photos that depict Victoria as a totally normal, totally pregnant woman who doesn’t gestate her child under the constraints of a lap band.

Congrats again to the new family!

And apparently, she’s let herself go a little bit in a month’s time, too, huh?

Kate Gosselin was allegedly photographed at LAX this past weekend looking short-haired and much paler in comparison to what she was when photographed on the streets of New York City just last month.

But IS it Kate? Jump in to find out the answer.

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My favorite Simpson turned thirty-one yesterday, and to celebrate, she received a really large orange Hermes handbag (can you even call something that big a “handbag”?) from her fiancé. Then, she went on Twitter to blab about it, and I’ll summarize for you:

“Eric made my birthday!!! I have never been more surprised in my life! Jackie O who? ;)”

“Life is such a gift. Thank you to all of my family, friends, and fans for all of your birthday wishes and unconditional love. I’m so HAPPY!”

“It is only 1pm and i think i have pretty much heard from everyone in my life!! That is a birthday record!! Huge smile on my face!”

Jess is just the sweetest – she totally deserves the happiest of birthdays. And a Hermes bag, nice! Her money, hidden strategically in the barren wallet of Eric Johnson, certainly has impeccable taste in both brand and color, I must say.