And of course they do that tired old (but still somehow lovely) song by Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow. And of course they fail miserably. And of course I haven’t been able to stop watching this video since about 3:00 AM last night.
There are three thoughts that stick out strongly in my mind:
Other people would love to see Emma Watson in a fat suit, right? Oh, please don’t let this just be me, I don’t want to get some weird fetishist label. To clarify, this isn’t something I’ve been daydreaming about when I think about how lovely Emma is or anything. This is a desire that just came on suddenly, right after I read that in this last movie, we’re actually going to see it.
Here’s Emma discussing the filming of the infamous Deathly Hallows epilogue:
It was really interesting and challenging. The thing that was hardest was trying to imagine that I had children that I was sending off to school. That was really strange. And it was weird that I was seeing these guys that I’d grown up with suddenly looking old. But it was fun. It felt nice to do that scene, but it really felt as if we had completed that journey fully as we possibly could. We had makeup on. I had, like, a little fat suit that changed my figure a little — it changed the shape of my body a little. And I had a wig and teeth in. It wasn’t as scary as I thought it was going to be. I thought it was really going to freak me out.
I can barely stand the wait to see Deathly Hallows this Thursday, but knowing that I’m going to get to see Hermione all bogged down with the baby weight from little Rosie and Hugo? Man, this is almost going to be TOO wonderful.
If you’re feeling even a little tenderhearted this morning, you might want to just skip this post altogether, for – can you handle this? – it contains word of the most phenomenal band this world has ever seen, the Black Eyed Peas, being ol’ dummies and putting their light under a bushel basket. That’s right, then masterful creators of such hits as “Boom Boom Pow” and “My Humps” are going to refuse the world the greatest gift of all: their music.
The news came at a recent concert in England when Fergie thought the time was appropriate to share this awful truth. She reportedly said “This isn’t going to be the last time you’ll see us,” but it seems like that’s so much not enough, doesn’t it?
Aww, you guys, you know I’m just joshin’ you! About being sad about this news, not about this news itself. The Black Eyed Peas really are going on hiatus, but instead of it being a tragedy, I think we should throw a little internet party to celebrate this well-needed reprieve from bad music. If some of you could get to posting some funny GIFs in the comments while I wrangle up some lucky chain letters, I’m sure we can get this place hopping by lunchtime.
From the looks of things, this premiere wasn’t nearly as emotional as the London one, and there weren’t nearly as many Harry Potter stars. But then again, Joey Fatone and Mr. Jay from America’s Next Top Model weren’t in London, so I guess everything evens out.
Check out the gallery so you can tell me what’s up with Daniel Radcliffe‘s hair and Emma Watson‘s dress, all right? Oh, and also check it out if you want to see Joey and Mr. Jay. You know that’s what you wanted.
Is that a crack pipe I spy in your hand, Brooke? Why, I do believe it is! And here I was thinking that you just finished another trip to rehab. And aren’t you supposed to have custody of those kids you have with Charlie? Brooke, I’m usually not one to tell a girl how to live her life, but honey, once you get photographed looking like this with a sketchy old tin foil crack pipe in your hands? I think that’s a solid indicator, along with the fact that every single time I tried to type your name I put “Broke” instead of “Brooke,” that you need to take some time for reflection. And probably more rehab.
“I was thinking of doing some N-Dubz-style stuff. I am looking to get into the grime rap UK scene. I’m going to change my image – backward caps, the lot. It’s still under wraps so I can’t really talk about it.”
- Tom Felton pulling our legs/tabloids lying to us again. Right?
We know that Tom got himself a record deal not too long ago, but he sang these adorable little acoustic songs that were nowhere near “grime rap.” I just can’t believe that Draco would sincerely take up rapping. If I saw that lovely man with a backwards cap and some of that N-Dubz spirit, I might just have to call it a day. What about you?
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