Who would have thought these two would last through the filming of a Woody Allen film? Pssh. Certainly not me. When these two were sucking face (and by “these two” and “sucking face,” I clearly mean “Michael Sheen assaulting ninety percent of the holes on Rachel McAdams’ face”) last year in an airport like the world was going to end the very next day, I also chuffed, saying that the couple wouldn’t last through the month.
Well here they are, together, riding bikes in Canada looking like the loving couple down the block who’s trying to reinvent their lifestyles one healthy habit at a time – Rachel’s shining good health is a perfect complement to her mate’s paunch-bellied, huffing and puffing attempts to keep up.
Is “penis” an OK word for you guys in the headlines? I mean, I wouldn’t want to get any of you in trouble at work or anything if your boss happened to walk by and it appeared – APPEARED – that you might be investigating the specifics of a Jonas brother‘s wang. I remember how it used to be before I started working from home: the hot, sweaty panic that’d ensue if someone happened by and you just couldn’t close the browser in time. Ugh, hate that. Now that I work from home, however, I only have to worry about my husband walking by and wondering why I’m Googling “Disney star penis sizes.” Generally, though, I have no explanation for it, but whatevs.
Anyway, our friends over at The Dirty have an exclusive insider that supposedly got a lot of information from Demi Lovato about her still-kinda-private breakdown, and no Disney stars were left unscathed.
On the Joe Jonas relationship:
She openly admitted to members and patients in rehab, that she has had sexual intercourse with Joe Jonas and it started since the beginning of Camp Rock. That they would frequently do it and that the Jonas Brothers Purity ring was complete crap. None of the brothers followed that rule and was a “publicity gain” to make fans and more endorsements come in that was enforced by their father who was Demi’s manager. Joe and Demi dated earlier in the beginning of the Camp Rock Rise of Fame but she revealed that he was a “player who was in it for sexual gain” and his penis was “small.”
Demi told staff that she had been frequent (sic) partying and had an experience with drugs and that Alex Welch threatened to tell her family, manager and people from Disney; but Demi responded that it was “none of her business” and than physically attacked her which she realized was her breaking point and that she needed help.
On drug use and sharing with her peers:
She was a frequent marijuana user and would “smoke weed with Miley Cyrus”. She also tried Cocaine and Heroin at a party but decided she hated it.
Do I believe it? Mm. Parts, yes. The part about Miley Cyrus being a pothead, definitely. You could see that a mile away. The mole also got their attack details right, but Joe Jonas with a small penis? Let’s be realistic. We all know that it’s KEVIN who’s the eenie weenie short short man out of all the Jonaii.
I don’t know why, but I just cannot – for the life of me – remember Nicolas Cage’s son’s name without having to Google it. Weston. WESTON. It’s not like it’s a terribly common name in Hollywood, so it bugs the hell out of me when my brain just completely switches off and says, “No frigging way, you’re not talking about him again.” I mean, the nerve, you know?
Anyway, here’s some recent, back-together, totally-not-crazy photos of WESTON CAGE and his wife, Nikki, and not only has he gone and shaved his Marilyn Manson hair, he’s attacked his eyebrows, too. And indulged in an entire vat of self-tanner.
Thanks, WESTON, for the completely-not-weird-or-cringingly-inappropriate karate demonstration. It reinforced my faith that you’re a totally sane, normal, run-of-the-mill kiddo – you’re just a little misunderstood is all.
You know, there’s just something about Tilda Swinton that totally freaks me out and attracts me at the same time. She’s got this weird sort of Clockwork Orange-type vibe (especially in this shoot) that makes her androgynous, ethereal, and frankly, compelling to look at. Her recent W spread is definitely not an exception, either.
One of Swinton’s latest films in production is Die Blutgräfin, in which she plays the Countess Elizabeth Báthory, the woman who was accused of slaughtering countless young girls and also allegedly bathed in the blood of virgins to retain her youthful visage.
Making a movie about Elizabeth Báthory is definitely an interesting move, and I think it’s going to be creepy as hell. As far as the selection of Tilda in the lead role? Well. Need I say that she definitely fits the part quite well.
In total non-news, here’s the weirdest interview ever: G4′s Frank Meyer interviews his more-famous brother, Franklin and Bash‘s Breckin Meyer. Frank was strong-armed by his bosses into conducting the interview, because he obviously does not want to be there. It’s kind of horrible. But cute!
This video might be NSFW for language? I’m not really sure? Two “effs” are bleeped, but one isn’t, maybe? Also, I can’t tell whether these two brothers actually hate each other? I have so many questions?
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