Marc Anthony, J. Lo’s current ex-husband to-be, reacting publicly to his divorce news. The dude’s divorce claim hasn’t even hit some countries with lesser technology and he’s already cracking jokes at its expense. Not that I, you know, blame him. It must be a totally bitter thing to latch onto a woman as hot as Jennifer LOPEZ only to lose her a short few years later.
Anthony was said to be performing wildly at his recent (and first) show since the couple announced their looming divorce, dancing with female fans, blowing kisses, and calling them “hot mamas.”
It’s official: Harper Seven, though her name sounds like some kind of mutated strain of the bird flu, is one of the cutest babies in Hollywood going at this point. There’ve been a ton of births lately (I think Ivanka Trump also gave birth this past weekend), but apparently no baby is as cute as this Beckham baby, because … well, just because. Look at this child. Angelic. Pure. Sweet. ALREADY A FASHION STATEMENT. I mean, look at this photo. I know black and white photography does wonders for close-up shots, but come on. V Beck and her daughter here are absolutely, positively fierce.
That’s the only way I can explain the pure anguish I see on her face in some of these photos. Pure, unadulterated anxiety over the loss of so many good Hogwarts students, friends, and house elves. General malaise that the series is now, officially, over. An air of unsettle … ment over what to do with all of her free time now (oh! Reread the entire series again! You know: what all the cool kids are doingI’m doing). I think we all feel your pain, girl. The world just isn’t going to be the same post-Potter.
Also. On a side note. What the hell does Demi‘s shirt say, and why is she toting a friend wearing the exact same shirt? “We only coke do diet?” I mean, is it some kind of soda ad written by someone who’s native language is not English?
She posted the first photo (above) saying, “topless tanning taken with my friend honor.” She later posted the SECOND photo, which is in the gallery, captioning it “topless tanning on mt roofdeck with my friend honor.” You know, just in case you didn’t catch it the first time. Or can’t read. And if you can’t read, what the hell are you doing on Twitter, just looking for almost-topless photos of chicks with bad implants who used to get it on with Peter Brady? Just because you can’t read doesn’t mean you can’t reach for the (real) stars, my friend.
Next, Kelsey De Santis asked Timberlake to be her date, and he totally accepted. Well played, Corporal De Santis.
But now, not one to be outdone, Sgt. Ray Lewis is asking Betty White to accompany him to the same dance.
“She’s funny, she’s sweet, she’s mature,” the Marine sergeant says in his video, a long-stemmed rose in hand. “She’s the all-around perfect woman.”
Sgt. Lewis pleads a pretty good case, too: the young veteran did tours of both Afghanistan and Iraq and, according to a recent tweet, he plans to serenade Ms. White with a song next.
My boyfriend just texted to say that it feels like 102 degrees Fahrenheit in Chicago today. And on the last day of Pitchfork, too! (OK, it might not be 102 degrees right now because, through the mind-blowing science of Internet Time Travel, I am speaking to you from Today’s Past to tell you about the Bible Belt heatwave.)
Anyway. It was in the 90s in New York City today, and Lady Gaga sure dressed the part, clomping down the street in silly patent-leather boots and not much else. I actually approve of her ensemble, because I am a pragmatic person who can very occasionally justify somebody else’s leather bikini, with just one caveat: I can smell her from here.
Also, while I know that celebs can walk around New York City without being mobbed by fans, is this safe? WHERE IS GAGA’S SECURITY DETAIL?
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