Are you guys ready for this? This whole Ashton Kutcher taking the place of Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men thing? Is this going to be any good? I just don’t know. Unless I see some full-frontal nudity involving Kutcher, I guess I’m going to have to reserve my judgment indefinitely. Because really, that’s the only way that I’m going to be watching anything beyond maybe the first episode of the new season.
There really were. Well, with the exception of the swole-faced, purse-lipped Stephen Baldwin. Didn’t he used to be the hot one? Was he the one in Flatliners? Nope, crap, that was William Baldwin. This is what he looks like these days:
See? Not bad, right? Still pretty good. Better than Alec (who I definitely had a crush on in Beetlejuice) anyway, and way better than that creepy, creepy Stephen Baldwin.
Anyway. I didn’t intend for this post to turn out all about the Baldwins, baby, but I guess the urge just wins sometimes.
Check out the photos for Crazy, Stupid Love featuring the adorable Emma Stone and the luscious Ryan Gosling.
No, but seriously, though – feel the way you want about pot and its effects and whether or not it’s better or worse than alcohol consumption blah blah blah – that’s not my debate today – but the fact remains that unless you have a “prescription” for it, it’s still illegal regardless if you like it, love it, disagree with it, or think its very existence is unnecessary.
It is what it is, but apparently not to Sarah Silverman.
It’s been such a long time since we last reported on Randy and Evi Quaid! That’s because the couple fled to Canada to escape from a secret society of “star whackers,” remember? Yep. Certainly those pesky outstanding criminal charges in Santa Barbara, California could also have something to do with the Quaids’ sudden move north. (Evi now has Canadian citizenship, by the way.)
Yesterday, however, a new twist: the U.S. Department of State has dismantled California’s plans to extradite the couple to the United States. That’s right! Our whole entire government is just like, “Hey, Canadians! Keep ‘em! We’re tired!”
If the couple chooses to return to the U.S., of course, they can, and probably instantly will, be arrested.
This thing with the annual Marine Corps Ball? It has to stop. Seriously. After this final YouTube video proposal, I’m done. I now wash my hands of this whole affair. Probably.
And actress Linda Hamiltonwill not stand for it. At least, I think this is really Linda Hamilton? It sure sounds like her. Radar and Movieline both seem to think this is really Linda Hamilton. Yes, this is probably really Linda Hamilton.
So here is Linda Hamilton, begging Sgt. Ray Lewis to take her to the Ball, and I mean begging. And—you’ll like this part—she opens her plea with a clip from her Terminator 2 days, showing Sarah Connor doing chin-ups. (Sgt. Lewis introduced his Betty White video proposal with chin-ups as well, see.)
Will the sergeant accept Linda Hamilton’s proposition? “You are amazing,” he tweeted, presumably to Ms. Hamilton, but he didn’t outright accept or decline. Maybe he’s holding out for a date with an even higher-profile celebrity: “dude I have gotten dozens of offers over the last couple hrs!” he reported cryptically.
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This thing with the annual Marine Corps Ball? It has to stop. Seriously. After this final YouTube video proposal, I’m done. I now wash my hands of this whole affair. Probably.
