Let me just tell you, girlfriend CANNOT get a break. First, Jennifer got herself a shiny new boyfriend, but wait, he’s been in a relationship for 14 years! Then when she gets over that hump, she gets photographed looking silly and plastic and then just a little frumpy. And THEN we learned about her solo ride through couple’s therapy. And you know what underscored all these recent rocky moments, and indeed, all these rocky years? The notion that Jen might never have that baby that she’s wanted for all this time.

But it’s ok! It’s fine, you guys! She’s totally going to be a mom:

“I’d love to have children one day. And it’ll happen. I am open to being a single mother, to adopting. I’m just fine with it.”

See? Nobody has to worry about Jennifer anymore, because even if her new man doesn’t work out, and even if no relationship works out again, it’s going to happen. And secretly? I’m kind of happy for her.

I know, it’s really weird for me to see a Love It or Leave It about a dude too. Where are all the ill-fitting dresses and the crazy shoes? Maybe I’m going to hit and miss here because of all that, but I just couldn’t pass up the chance to show you what Robert Downey Jr. wore last night to the Captain America premiere. It’s too good, right?

I think that if anyone else tried to pull off that shirt with that tie, I might vomit a little, just from the overwhelming patterns, but precious RDJ can do anything, and if you say different, then you’re a damned fool. A damned ol’ fool.

Why did Paris Hilton walk off an ABC interview? [The Superficial]

First photos of Ivanka’s Trump’s baby. [INFDaily]

Finally, Jennifer Aniston herself talks about having children. [Starpulse]

The ten best first-date movies ever. [Bossip]

Liam Neeson has a girlfriend. [TMZ]

Check out Demi Lovato’s hot, curvy body. [Socialite Life]

25 stars who got naked to help their careers. [The Frisky]

Nadya Suleman hates YOUR babies, not hers. [Amy Grindhouse]

What the HELL is going on with Jennifer Aniston’s face? [Celebuzz]

Christina Hendricks’ beautiful boobs on the set of some movie. [Caught on Set]

Miley Cyrus was also invited to the Marine Corps ball. [Celebuzz]

PROBABLY the grossest thing I’ve ever seen. [Pajiba]

Hugh Jackman: hotter than ever. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Eric Dane is in rehab. [Cele|bitchy]

You ready for a Captain Planet movie? [Bossip]

Audrina Patridge’s boobs do a new Bongo shoot. [theBerry]

Jessica Simpson shows off major curves, denies pregnancy. [Huff Po]

Aah. This is what Justin Timberlake did on his recent appearance on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. I didn’t see it ’til this video, because I’m barely up past 10 PM anymore (apparently we’re getting old, friends), but I’m so glad that I happened to check the recaps today and found it.

It’s got the best of JT: his mad dance skills, his singing talents, and his cheeseball-acting antics that’ve gotten him pretty far in the past few years in lieu of success similar to that of ‘N Sync’s. It’s still no ‘SexyBack,’ but you know what? I’m not going to be too picky today.

Well done, Justin Timberlake, and thank you.

Sources close to Jennifer Lopez‘s ma are saying that she – Jennifer Lopez’s ma, ffs – reached out to an ex-boyfriend of J. Lo herself to help intervene in what’s now being painted as a Very Bad Marriage.

The ex in question? Oh yes. It’d be BEN AFFLECK. DUN DUN DUN.

Sources claim:

“Guadalupe reached out to Ben over email. She wanted advice for Jennifer. She always liked and trusted him. Ben replied back on email, wished her well and offered what he could. Shortly thereafter Lopez and her husband Marc Anthony announced their divorce. It was a very bad marriage, and Jennifer got the courage to end things. [Marc] was a terrible husband.”

So, do think this has even a shred of truth to it? I’m not really sure if I buy it, but I’m going to do what I do best and run with it. I mean, a Bennifer reunion? Could this whole thing get crazier than that? I somehow don’t think so.

I mean, it’s kind of apparent that he’s demonstrating his sick martial arts prowess, but … after that, I’m kind of at a loss for words. Is he trying to break into the film business? Replace Jackie Chan or Jet Li maybe? Get himself, I don’t know, committed so he doesn’t have to shoulder the responsibility of fathering an equally-crazy bitch’s unborn child? All I know for sure is that this is one unstable dude. Anyone who pops off at a moment’s notice, shows ever-present (?) paparazzi their tattoos and karate skills just can’t be completely with it all the time, I’m sorry.

Crazy or not, though, he sure does have some pretty moves.