Sorry about all the geeky stuff coming out of my laptop today. It’s just that San Diego Comic-Con 2011 is totally underway, and people keep announcing movies and television shows I can’t wait to watch.

For instance: Mike Judge attended Comic-Con to talk about his old new television show, Beavis and Butt-head, which is returning to MTV—after 14 years!!—this October. Hear that, mom? Payback! Payback for all those years I wasn’t allowed to watch anything by Viacom!

The Bieber fans among you might not remember Beavis and Butt-head, understandably, as you were probably not yet alive. But for the rest of us, MTV teased the following scenes at Comic-Con yesterday. And… I like it? I think? The animation is much more detailed and polished, less herky-jerky than the original show, so that it looks a little like Beavis is trapped inside King of the Hill.

The real fun happens at the 3:11 mark, when Butt-head tears into Jersey Shore. Enjoy!

We just had a post about Megan Fox, so what would be the natural progression of things? Shia LaBeouf, blowing everything out of the water with something crazy.

In this case, it’s his hair.

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Can someone do me a solid and explain this? I’ve also thought Shia to be kind of pretty, in that almost-forgettable on-the-fringe kind of way, but I hardly think that this hair is the direction boyfriend should be going if he wants to remain a sex symbol.

I know letting the cat out of the bag on sleeping with Megan Fox bolstered his efforts for awhile, but let’s not get too bold here, jeez.

Hey look, Megan Fox has finally got some work that doesn’t have to do with Armani! I’m afraid, however, that regional magazines are up to their old tricks of pretending their cover subject is of the particular nationality or ethnicity in which the shoot is taking place. Do you guys love this shoot or what? And don’t give me the whole “Who paints their nails in the bathtub?” as if you never have.

Wow. When did Lee Lee Sobieski get all hot and stuff? [The Superficial]

Lindsay Lohan‘s broke. [Lainey Gossip]

Evelyn Lozada on Dancing With the Stars? [Bossip]

Ryan Reynolds at Green Lantern Spain premiere. [Starpulse]

Carrie Underwood‘s marriage in trouble already? [Cele|bitchy]

Star Wars never-before-seen footage! [Huff Po]

Nerd porn: men with moobs. [The Frisky]

Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried? [Celebuzz]

When hot stars go bald. [The Frisky]

Get Halle Berry’s sexy thighs. [Celebuzz]

Britney: big disgusting gasbag? [Yeeeah]

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey‘s honeymoon photos. [Rumor Fix]

George Clooney a prankster? [INFDaily]

Denise Richards’ adorable new baby girl. [Amy Grindhouse]

Why did Whoopi Goldberg tell LaToya Jackson to shut up? [Bossip]

Jennifer Lopez is so thankful for this divorce. [LA Times]

“Love is beautiful. It’s hard but so wonderful. You should enjoy it and make sure the person betters you. I’ve been told I keep my heart guarded. My advice is to have fun and to be prepared for anything.”

Selena-girl here has some valid points. Shall we break them down, one by one?

1 – Love is beautiful.
Sure. Sure it is. Ever see The Notebook? OK. Case and point.

2 – It’s hard, but so wonderful.
OK. With you there, too. Not everything is rosy all the time.

3 – You should enjoy it and make sure the person betters you.
Best quip so far. Totally true. I mean, who wants to be in a relationship with a person that sucks, and by the very act of sucking, makes you suck, too?

4 – I’ve been told to keep my heart guarded.
Yeah, but don’t guard it too much or you’ll turn into an ICE QUEEN.

5 – My advice is to have fun and be prepared for anything.
Like … what, surprise babies?

Like I said, girlfriend’s got some valid points. And the might be even more valider* if the world knew she wasn’t knocking boots with a seventeen-year-old boy who punches cakes for fun, you know?

*I know, OK? I KNOW.

But you know better, now, don’t you friends? Anyone could look good with the right lighting and copious amounts of Photoshop – even, like, Jabba the Hutt. And these particular photos? Are so heavily-Photoshopped that they might have even been entirely digitally fabricated.

Anyway, this is the original Baywatch beauty posing for some chintzy lingerie company, very originally called ‘Secrets in Lace.’ The best part of it? Pamela is the ‘designer’ for this particular line: the whole concept was her own. She’s calling it her ‘Pamela Couture Stocking Collection.’

I don’t know about you guys, but when I think the words ‘hot’ and ‘sexy,’ Pamela Anderson does not come to mind these days. Hell, even back when Baywatch was popular, ‘scary’ leaped off the page at me more when it came to Pamela Anderson instead of ‘attractive,’ and even that was during her heyday.

These photos make girlfriend look desperate, trashy, and old – three things that, when combined, are like the kiss of death in Hollywood.

Take it easy on the photos at work. There’re no body parts exposed, but I’m sure your boss probably wouldn’t be all that cool if you locked yourself in the janitor’s closet with a Victoria’s Secret catalog, would he?