Well this isn’t awkward or anything. Having to stand next to Britney and translate her words into both Spanish and Portuguese, while she remains idly by, wringing her hands and straining to read the words on the cue card through all of that eyeliner and all of those … eyebrows? I know Britney’s come so far over the past few months, and we shouldn’t give her so much flak, but … meh. It’s what we do.
Either way, good on you, Britney, for riding this wave for so long. If anyone deserves a monster comeback, girl, it’s you.
Mike Tyson posted this photo to Twitter two days ago (via), along with the caption, “Moments like this make everything all worth it. Check out my young fan with my face tattoo.”
Frankly, it was irresponsible of Tyson to post this photo. What if tattoo artist S. Victor Whitmill tries to sue the pants off this baby? (See also.)
“I am no longer w Jesse, and out of respect for him, his family and myself, thats all the info I’d like to share. Thanks for respecting that.”
Well balls, lady. That’s “all the info” you’d like to share? Sorry, but I just can’t swallow that bitter little pill on its own. You know you’re itching to tell us what the hell went down to make you abandon (?) your publicity cow, and for the cow to willingly let go of the only free milk it’s probably ever going to get. Like, ever again in life. Does your mama know about this yet? I mean, Jesse himself might not even be privy to this information right now. I always questioned whether he was really able to read* or not.
Regardless. I think both of you are total twats, and on the whole neither of you really affect my day to day business like Adrien Brody does, but for the sake of doing my job properly and thoroughly, I’ve just got to know what really happened here, you know?
*UPDATE: Actually, yes, it appears he can – he was quoted in People as saying:
“I’m so sad because I really love her,” James tells PEOPLE exclusively. “The distance between us was just too much.”
You know what I love about Mariah Carey? The woman does not give any kind of a damn. She does as she pleases, and she does it with glitter and rainbows. And that is something I can respect.
The latest example of Mariah’s footloose and fancy free attitude comes to you from the Home Shopping Network. The diva herself appeared on Sunday from midnight to 2:00 AM, and the beautiful people at Gawker edited the video of her appearance to just the moments of pure magic. And really, we cannot thank them enough.
I love how she keeps calling people “dahling,” don’t you? It’s obviously her pet name of the moment (mine’s “sparkle heart,” in case you were wondering), and I’ve never felt sorrier for Nick Cannon. I also enjoy how she has that obvious, unapologetic tired voice with the mildly drunk attitude that comes along with it. I tell you what now, if she would just give up her ridiculous current music and go back to some “Vision of Love” type jams, maybe I would just love her all the way.
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