Well well well. Look who can finally show her boobs – and other ladyparts – to the entire world without incriminating them in child pornography cases.

So happiest of happy birthdays, Taylor Momsen. I fully expect your crazy, eyeliner wearing, bleached SHUTYOMOUF, young-girl-grinding ways to show up even the nuttiest of Hollywood starlets’ antics.

Congratulations!

Kellan Lutz strips way down. [Celebuzz]

Cameron Diaz still has insane man arms. [The Superficial]

Keri Hilson tweets controversial Amy Winehouse look-alike picture. [Bitten and Bound]

I’m still marveling at the fact that someone gave this woman a young, young baby to care for. [Starpulse]

Celebrities that just don’t seem to want to get married. To each other. [Bossip]

Did Zack Morris smoke pot with his mom? [Rumor Fix]

Carey Mulligan is engaged! [Socialite Life]

Jessica Biel looking hot on the set of Total Recall. [Caught on Set]

Why Adrianne Currey was kicked out of Comic Con. [Yeeeah]

A NASCAR prayer? [OMGBlog]

Selena Gomez looking very sultry in Elle. [The Blemish]

Kelly Osbourne does a tribute for Amy Winehouse’s funeral. [Cele|bitchy]

90′s Dance tunes as they should have always been. [The Frisky]

Harry Potter pickup lines that WORK. [OMGBlog]

Lisa Kudrow has some things to say, so listen up. [LA Times]

The hottest ladies of Comic Con. [theBerry]

Keenan Cahill and Wilmer Valderrama collaborate. [Celebuzz]

For the last three years, Heather Matarazzo—she starred in Welcome to the Dollhouse—has been engaged to her special friend, Caroline Murphy. And now that same-sex marriage is legal in New York state, the couple is really going to do it!

But not right away! They plan to take time in planning their nuptials. Caroline Murphy, to the AP: “I always wanted a wedding. Not a trip to City Hall.”

One bride plans to wear a dress; the other bride, a white pantsuit, “but a sexy one.” (Matarazzo will be the one in the dress.)

Can you guess who this sweet-looking lady is? She dated an award-winning actor, has a pretty successful modeling career of her own, and does alright for herself.

Take your guesses and jump in for the uncensored photo!

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But I’m not all that sure – it could very well be what Robert Redford would look like if he were a zombie.

Brad Pitt‘s newest wax figure was debuted in Paris earlier this week, and it’s not too much of a stretch to say that the attempt was kind of a failure.

By the way, in the third picture down in the gallery there? Brad’s apparently pictured with Bruce Campbell, because there is no way in hell that is George Clooney.

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Jude Law photo: Ho Girl
“Oh gurrll, did you see Murdoch’s wife with that right hook! I was scuuurrred!”

First runner-up: Lachie
“Do the creep, ah ah
Do the creep, ah ah”

Second runner-up: Andy
“Forget that. Help me find my keys and I’ll drive us all out of Sienna Miller’s vagina.”

Congrats to Ho Girl! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!