I know that, around these parts, everybody’s been real excited about Kim Kardashian‘s wedding. Even when you leave comments like “dear God, please please please never ever talk about the Kardashians ever again,” I know it’s just because you’re so torn inside because you can’t fathom the pure, all-encompassing love that you have for these people. And that’s why we’re soldiering on together.
Oh, and despite what I told you earlier, Kim and her man aren’t getting married on Halloween – the date is August 20th. So jot that down on your calendars, and get those tissues ready, because forget William and Kate, THIS is the wedding of the century.