Can I tell you guys something that’s just going to blow your mind? Lindsay Lohan
and Paris Hilton have a total of seven mugshots between the two of them. Isn’t that just unfathomable?

I had a whole slew of presumably witty things to say about this entire ordeal, but the fact of seven mugshots between two of the trashiest women in Hollywood – hanging out together! Embracing! Merrily consuming libations! – has got me so thrown that I don’t even know what to say. The combined powers of Lindsay and Paris has rendered me speechless, probably for the first time in my life.

12 Responses to “Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Were Partying Together Last Night”

1. Laura says:

   July 29, 2011 at 5:37 pm

   Ugh, these two we’re at a party TOGETHER and you don’t even have a shot to offer that PROOVES it…? Like… dunno…

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   • Sarah says:

     July 30, 2011 at 5:42 am

     There’s a photo of the two of them hugging in the gallery.

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     • mireee says:

       July 30, 2011 at 9:45 am

       Sarah, please, who is going to bother checking all the pictures and stuff??
2. nicole peach says:

   July 29, 2011 at 5:53 pm

   I’ve come to the conclusion that Lindsay L. just wants to make money to make merry. She doesn’t care about being a good actress, respectable, reputable, or whatever…

   She lives like she’s in war torn Berlin… decadent war torn Berlin… the war torn Berlin of her soused soul.

   We can find it distasteful, but who are we to judge…

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3. lulu says:

   July 29, 2011 at 8:32 pm

   Oh cute! They are out celebrating their total irrelevance! Two C listers don’t equal an A lister. Lilo will be dead in a gutter soon enough and Paris is like 30 so she’s practically dead anyway.

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4. brooklyn says:

   July 30, 2011 at 12:35 am

   Pairs looks good.

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5. brooklyn says:

   July 30, 2011 at 12:36 am

   oh and 30 is not dead bitch.

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   • Simon Jadis says:

     July 30, 2011 at 10:08 am

     I love Paris Hilton, but thirty is totally just a half-step above dead.

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     • Nikkigirlalways says:

       August 1, 2011 at 9:25 am

       I am assuming the being “dead” at 30 is in reality star, bar skank, Hollywood scene kind of way. Just like “model years” are pretty much the same as dog years.
6. nicole peach says:

   July 30, 2011 at 9:13 am

   Paris is more of a survivor than Lindsay…. There is something kind of suicidal about LL….

   Oh yeah…. lulu… just wait till you’re 30…. then you’ll see how young 30 actually is…. same thing for 40 and 50….

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7. Kristy says:

   July 30, 2011 at 12:13 pm

   How is it that Paris Hilton looks so great and Lindsay looks so trashed out?

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8. KOOLGUY says:

   July 30, 2011 at 6:44 pm

   itsssssssssssssssssss;get coomon the word s back together agin dis week:;lindsey and oparise “”back chiillin,,and sir pufffffff,daddy and mrs jennifer lopes is back in love@”"dis”‘stufffffffffffffffffffffffff’is crazyyy!

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