You know what I love about Mariah Carey? The woman does not give any kind of a damn. She does as she pleases, and she does it with glitter and rainbows. And that is something I can respect.
The latest example of Mariah’s footloose and fancy free attitude comes to you from the Home Shopping Network. The diva herself appeared on Sunday from midnight to 2:00 AM, and the beautiful people at Gawker edited the video of her appearance to just the moments of pure magic. And really, we cannot thank them enough.
I love how she keeps calling people “dahling,” don’t you? It’s obviously her pet name of the moment (mine’s “sparkle heart,” in case you were wondering), and I’ve never felt sorrier for Nick Cannon. I also enjoy how she has that obvious, unapologetic tired voice with the mildly drunk attitude that comes along with it. I tell you what now, if she would just give up her ridiculous current music and go back to some “Vision of Love” type jams, maybe I would just love her all the way.
She’s delightfully out of her mind, I like the nervous laughter from Nick as he’s making sure she doesn’t slice open one of the ‘silica’ packets from the handbags and snort it on the table… Soon she’ll be back to running naked in the halls at The Plaza, calling Derek Jeter at 4AM…
I can’t even watch the whole thing, I’m so embarrassed for her. Wow.
I JUST HAD BABIES AND I’M SOOOO IMPORTANT!!!!! NO ONE ELSE HAS EVER GONE THROUGH PREGNANCY