Well this isn’t awkward or anything. Having to stand next to Britney and translate her words into both Spanish and Portuguese, while she remains idly by, wringing her hands and straining to read the words on the cue card through all of that eyeliner and all of those … eyebrows? I know Britney’s come so far over the past few months, and we shouldn’t give her so much flak, but … meh. It’s what we do.
Either way, good on you, Britney, for riding this wave for so long. If anyone deserves a monster comeback, girl, it’s you.