Jul 14, 2011 at 05:30 am by Emily

A photo of Bree Olson, Charlie Sheen, and Natalie Kenly

“He’s intelligent, he’s charismatic, he’s super funny. And he’s good in bed. I mean, he’s had a lot of practice… [he was] gentle and considerate. He’s just a rock star. He’s a powerhouse. He is a very sensual and sexual person, and when I was with him I felt as if we became one together, because he’s just so enticing sexually.”

- Bree Olson, one of Charlie‘s former goddesses, describing the man’s sexual prowess.

I’m trying to think of something more gross than having sex with Charlie Sheen right now, and it’s hard. I’m actively going through activities in my head – getting spanked by Octomom? No, I could do that. A meth date with Lindsay? I’m all over it. But becoming one together with Charlie Sheen? Game over.

One Response to “Quotables: You Know You Wanted to Know What Charlie Sheen’s Like in Bed”

  1. zelda fitzgerald says:

    no. i really really didn’t.

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