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Sylvester Stallone looks like Hellboy these days. [The Superficial]

Yeah, that Nicki Minaj is one classy lady. [Bossip]

The David Arquette sex tape. [TMZ]

Skinny Jonah Hill is almost unrecognizable. [Starpulse]

Ryan Reynolds surprises fans. [Lainey Gossip]

Wizard rock bands popular because of Harry Potter? [LA Times]

10 things you probably didn’t know about Daniel Radcliffe. [Socialite Life]

Miranda Kerr’s ethnicity gets the Photoshop treatment. [Yeeeah]

LOL Olivia Wilde explains why she’s gone through so many men in the past few weeks. [Celebuzz]

Obama likes ice cream bars. A lot. [The Blemish]

Simon and Paula rip American Idol APART. [Huffington Post]

Why does Rupert Grint have two black eyes? [INFDaily]

Exclusive Jersey Shore season 4 promos offend all. [The Frisky]

Justin Theroux is secretly meeting with his ex now. [Cele|bitchy]

Real Housewives of the Bible? [Pajiba]