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Afternoon Delight

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Another photo of Lady Gaga’s penis? [The Superficial]

What kind of a-hole burns hundred-dollar bills? Oh, this dude. [Bossip]

DMX caught with drugs in prison. [TMZ]

Mila Kunis: half-naked and talking about how big of a “Trekkie” she is. [Starpulse]

Is Renee Zellweger dating John Stamos?! [Lainey Gossip]

Jewel’s a mama. [LA Times]

Zooey Deschanel fires back at columnist who called her a “snobby cow.” [Socialite Life]

Joe Jonas was pelted with balls. [Yeeeah]

LISTEN HERE – Demi Lovato: “I cried my eyes out” recording new single. [Celebuzz]

Tons of Spike Lee movies on their way. [Pajiba]

Jessica Alba whines about her post-baby body. [Amy Grindhouse]

Megan Fox is pissed that Shia outed their sex sessions. [Cele|bitchy]

The gonorrhea superbug has arrived. And I don’t mean Paris Hilton’s spawn. [The Frisky]

Lady Gaga got egged. [Rumor Fix]