Morning Wood

Snooki, doing a deep-throat. [The Superficial]

James Franco throws the Academy under the bus, says he’s funnier. [Lainey Gossip]

This is 50 Cent’s girlfriend. He apparently CAN get some. [Bossip]

Emma Watson finally feels like a true actress. [Starpulse]

Things get way out of hand on Springer. [LA Times]

New Sherlock Holmes posters. [Pajiba]

Gisele gets naked. [INFDaily]

Kris Jenner is a pimp. [Amy Grindhouse]

Texas woman fired for grey hair. [The Frisky]

Kim Kardashian does Marilyn Monroe. [Celebuzz]

David Beckham shows buttcheek. [Socialite Life]

Arnold hooking up with his baby mama. [TMZ]

Will Smith on MIIIB. [Caught on Set]

Miranda Kerr’s fragile body almost didn’t make it through labor. [Cele|bitchy]

Alicia Keys‘ adorable son. [ICYDK]