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Robert Pattinson Has The Douchiest Haircut

A photo of Robert Pattinson

I have a lot of conflicting feelings about this haircut. My first thought, and I’m sure there’s a good chance it was your first thought as well, was “oh my giddy god, Robert Pattinson, you have done slashed up your beautiful Twilight hair into some monstrosity that I can’t even start to comprehend.” And then, my second thought, the one that came from the deepest, darkest corner of my heart, was “damn, that’s an attractive man.”

Ok, stick with me on this. Even though I’ve recently grown to love Robert for what’s on the inside, I’ve never seen him as a particularly beautiful man. But with this new haircut, at least the parts that are cropped real close, I can start to see what all the Twihards see in him. And that’s a little scary to me, but I guess I’m just going to go ahead and see where this new level of appreciation takes me.

Oh, and in case you were worried about Robert Pattinson’s mental state, this goofy ass haircut is for a movie. It’s not a personal choice, which I think makes it just a little more attractive. Please forgive me for that.

Images courtesy of The Daily Mail

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