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I Think It’s OK If We Like Kate Middleton Now

A photo of Kate Middleton

It really was touch and go for a while with Kate Middleton, no joke. Like, of course she was stunning and beautiful and graceful and all that during that one wedding, but she often gives off a sort of bitchy vibe too. But then this precious little girl with cancer got this notion that she wanted to meet Kate. Here’s the girl’s letter:

“Dear Princess Kate. My name is Diamond Ann. I am six. I was named after Princess Diana. My Mommy Memory is in heaven with her.

I have cancer. I spend a lot of time at the hospital. I watched you get married from my bed there. You looked pretty.

I like playing Princess dress up. My favourite princess is Aurora. Who is yours. I would really like to meet you. Do you want to meet me too? “

And not to be mean, but any cold-hearted bitch who could refuse a request like that doesn’t deserve to be anything at all in this world, much less a princess. I could probably come up with something harsher than that, but thankfully I don’t need to, because Kate was a doll and, at a little stop on the great Canada tour, she took some time to meet little Diamond Ann.

So are we all crying again or what? And does Kate have our official seal of approval?

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