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Quotables: Ashton Kutcher Picked a Fight With a Vampire

photo of ashton kutcher making fun of robert pattinson gay vampire quotes pictures photos hot scruffy pics“Nice meeting you. My name is Robert Pattinson, and I am a gay vampire.”

Oh this is gonna turn out well. Especially with the Two and a Half Men reboot coming up. My man Ashton may well have lost a few female fans (if that’s at all possible) with a recent comment he made about my favorite vampire heartthrob, Robert Pattinson.

Ashton made the “joke” on a Brazilian television show. From what I hear, too, it kind of fell flat.

I’m sure it’s probably all in good fun, but throwing a current object of obsession under the bus when you used to be quite an object of affection yourself only kind of looks a little bitter and desperate. Stick to trying to fill Charlie Sheen‘s shoes. You fit that mold much, much better, friend.