Alright, since when is Sean Penn such an exercise freak? Did he realize that if it looks like he’s keeping up appearances and isn’t letting himself turn to mush that it’s more likely for him to get hot pieces of ass? Because this cigarette-smoking half-centurion is doing nothing but throwing up flashbombs as far as I’m concerned.
Here are some photos of Sean Penn‘s new girlfriend, Stacey Koplin, who is … I have no idea who she is. She doesn’t even have a Wiki page, ffs. I can’t even find a crapping LinkedIn profile, and you know that’s some bad business right there. The only thing I was able to dig up was a “Stacey Koplin” of Santa Monica, CA. The private MySpace profile says she’s thirty-seven years old, so this could very well be Penn’s new piece.