Andrew Keegan – you guys know Andrew Keegan. He was the guy in 10 Things I Hate About You who wasn’t Heath Ledger or Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He was also on 7th Heaven, and one of my favorite ridiculous movies, A Midsummer Night’s Rave. I also could have absolutely sworn that he was in the first episode of Buffy, but it turns out that that’s Eric Balfour, who, in my defense, does look a bit similar. So we’re all caught up on Andrew Keegan then? Good, because if you’re not, then he’s tough enough to make you sorry.
See, this weekend, Andrew had a little party at his house, and everybody was jammin’ pretty good, you know, having a good ol’ time. That is, until some total square called the cops because the music was a little too loud. Andrew wasn’t about to stop his groove, and you know what that means – taser!
This is where things get a little shady in the story. Witnesses said that Andrew got “very aggressive,” which earned him a healthy little dose of electricity, but police are saying that nobody got arrested and definitely nobody got tasered.
I think this sounds like a little bit of a cover up, but why cover up roughing up some douchebag who hasn’t been relevant for the past decade, you know? Don’t get me wrong, if there was some excessive violence, that’s certainly not right, but like, this is Andrew Keegan. Don’t make a big deal, and there won’t be a big deal.
Have you never seen Camp Nowhere? I mean, that was an Oscar-caliber performance from Mr. Keegan! He played… (wait for it)… a kid whose dad wanted to send him to military summer camp. But he was a rebel (duh) and he and a bunch of other kids who wanted to avoid other lame summer camps conned their parents and had an epic summer. Seriously.
wasn’t he on Melrose Place?
no he wasn’t! LOL ignore me! (oops)