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5Paris Hilton’s Got a New Boyfriend

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Look, Paris has sunk her talons into another dude somehow. An apparent US resident, who, unless he’s deaf, blind, and dumb, probably knows of her history in this country and all of the male destruction she’s left behind her in a slimy trail of herpe discharge.

And the guy is no nobody, either – if you don’t recognize him (and let’s be real, I didn’t), it’s Todd Phillips, who was the director of The Hangover. And actually? This is a step UP from her last boyfriend, Cy Waits, who was some kind of weird casino kingpin straight out of Back to the Future Part II.

According to People:

New couple alert? Paris Hilton may have recently called things off with beau Cy Waits – and the heiress has been getting cozy with the Hangover director Todd Phillips. The two headed to Beacher’s Madhouse, the vaudeville show inside the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, where they met up with Nicky Hilton and sat at a secluded table toward the back of the club. But the duo wasn’t hiding their affection: they shared kisses and kept their eyes locked on each other despite the setting. Earlier, the two started their night at the Chateau Marmont, where they enjoyed wine on the patio with friends.

Ew, man. I know that sounds juvenile and stuff, but that’s honestly the gut reaction that Paris Hilton evokes in me. Effing EW.

Judging by the look of the photo, too, the pair is holding hands. Or, I don’t know, maybe Paris is helping him shift. She strikes me as that stupid, baby-talking cornball that says, “Ooh, me likie the power of this car; can I stroke my hand up and down the gearshift and feel the rumble of it underneath my fingers?” Ugh. CRUSTY.

July 1, 2011 at 5:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Paris Hilton

5 Responses to “Paris Hilton’s Got a New Boyfriend”

  1. MissYvonne says:

    I love this picture – he looks both repulsed & annoyed all at the same time, while she looks like she’s trying to be coy (and ends up just looking like her idiot self).

  2. Ike Nash says:

    This is a song,for Mrs Paris Hilton,is this a real celebrity website?and will Mrs Paris Hilton,get ma song,that I’m gonna write,to her?ma name is Ike Nash,I’m a very handsome young dude,that came from the caribbean,from an island called St.Vincent & The Grenadines,but now I live among fake people,in the country of Canada and Mrs Paris Hilton can reach me at (416)752 2165 for any questions about ma song that I’m writing to her,plus I’ll write her movie ideas/scripts as well,I’ve truly bin a fan of hers for years,I think she’s really cool,how are ya Mrs Hilton?Much love,to ya hun,and I wrote ya a song,will Mrs Paris Hilton ever see or get this song?I wrote her a song,and the name of this song is called Demons Surround Me,and it was originally rapped by a rapper named Bizzy Bone,but dear Mrs Hilton,I wrote ma own love/rap song to ya,to the instrumental of Demons Surround Me,using ma own words,plus,I will like to say that Demons do not surround me,I only wrote ya a song to this song’s instrumental because,the instrumental of it sounds very okay,cool,plus I renamed the original name of this song for ya Mrs Paris Hilton,and changed it to You’re The Best Honay(Honey),but I still wrote it to the instrumental,of Demons Surround Me,using ma own words,so this is ma song dedicated to the lovely charming sweet Mrs Princess Paris Hilton,oh I almost forgot,the word lay-day means lady,Mrs Paris Hilton

    Ma renamed song title for Mrs Paris Hilton:You’re The Best Honay(Honey)

    Ma chorus for her:

    Hey babe,life is everythang,don’t mind the haters,honay,you’re the best,and so love-lay,you’re a darling babe,paved the way,for others,shordy,do it babe,you’re so happy,don’t let um,stop ya babe,do your thang,model on,cutie,do your thang,cause God loves ya,so do angels,babe,heaven sent,like an angel,shordy,for the earth,you’re a sweet thang

    Verse 1 for sexy Mrs Princess Paris Hilton:

    Get um up,stand proud,laugh and shout,walking out,feeling so happy,never sloppy,never groggy,always happy,so slap me,high fives babe,never bin crappy,always jiggy,feeling witty,you’re cool,and so,sexy babe,how ya doing,pretty babe,I’ll say,lay-day,you’re,the best,so keep shining babe,feeling fine,sip a drink,like nice wine,smile honey,taking pictures,cause you’re nice,babe,flipping pages of,a magazine,babe,I went cray-zay,for you girl,cause you run thangs,running thangs,with ya grace and charms,honay,make monay,stacking wealth,and stay happy babe

  3. Ike Nash says:

    This song is dedicated to,sexy Mrs Paris Hilton,it is called Thugline,and it was originally sang by Krayzie Bone featuring another female rapper named Relay,but dear Mrs Hilton,I wrote ma own rap song to ya,to the instrumental of Thugline,using ma own words,plus rapping style and flow,plus I renamed this song for ya,and I changed it to Hello Mrs Hilton,but I still wrote it to the instrumental,of Thugline using ma own words and rapping style,so this is ma song for her,and hope she likes it,oh,dear Mrs Hilton,the word swang in ma song means,that you Mrs sexy Paris Hilton,should model,and flaunt your beauty,in a very respectable way always,and the word lay-day,means lady,and day-lay means daily,and honay means honey,thank ya,

    Ma renamed song title:Hello Mrs Hilton

    Ma chorus for her:

    Hey Paris,let’s walk,through a forest,not too far,though,cause,we got better things,to do,in the city,where we hang,swang babe,swang,you’re a sexy thang,Mrs Hilton,how’s your day,swang babe,swang,you’re a pretty,thang,let’s hang out,on ma east coast,babe,a toast,to the good life,have a good,day

    Verse 1 for sexy Mrs Paris Hilton:

    Have a good,day,lay-day,celebrate all your,fame,you’re a Model babe,you’re so cool,in the movies babe,do you know,how to swim?let’s go,swimming babe,can you,sing songs?I like to sing,I’ll speak to ya kind words,like how ya bin,how ya bin,lay-day,lay-day,day-lay,honay,celebrate

  4. Ike Nash says:

    Hello sexy Mrs Paris Hilton

  5. Ike Nash says:

    How are ya Queen Paris Hilty

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