In an interview with Piers Morgan, who really stuck it to Paris in a manner of speaking, Paris reveals that one of her life-long regrets is being featured in a sex tape.
I don’t think Paris Hilton regrets her sex tape. I actually don’t think she regrets it at all. I think, if it weren’t for the sex tape, that she’d be just another vapid bitch that came from money that had marginal looks and no talent other than whining to Mommy and Daddy.
She sits there and smugly talks about how her ex-boyfriend ruined her reputation, HER LIFE, and allows her just-as-fake Ma to sit there and shed alligator tears over the one thing that gave the Hilton family publicity that ended up paying off. (Aside from that whole hotel thing.)
And that’s one of the worst things about Paris Hilton: that she’s so bad at hiding who she really is, which is a fame-whoring, indifferent, racist asshole who couldn’t be bothered with anything that doesn’t concern her money or her looks directly. Anyone who can be that bad at faking a respectable existence isn’t stupid, and they aren’t sad – they’re just a lazy waste of space that keeps up the appearance for as long as they need to, at a minimal level, so that the money keeps coming in. And that’s one of the worst things of all.
Previously unpublished photos of Marilyn Monroe were published this past weekend on CNN, photos that were found at a garage sale in New Jersey by photographer Anton Fury in the 80′s. The photos were negatives at the time of purchase, and were sold to Fury for $2. Fury claims that he bought the photos simply because they were so old, and had no idea that Marilyn Monroe would be the subject of the photo shoot, which was conducted prior to her star rising to an astronomical level, according to experts.
Monroe is estimated to be 24 in the photos, which were alleged to be taken somewhere in Hollywood.
I know you guys were just dying to know what Jess Simpson‘s been doing, am I right? You probably heard that all of her exes have been tying the knot and getting engaged left and right and wanted to check in on her to make sure she wasn’t doing anything rash like, I don’t know, eating an entire box of Hostess or whatever, right? Well, worry not: Jess is doing her traveling thing, looking pretty hot, and gearing up for her November wedding to that lazy dude who used to play football, Eric Johnson.
Anyway, Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand were photographed and subsequently Tweet bombed by movie director Adam Shankman for Rock of Ages, the very flick that the two currently have in production, and this was the result.
Also, is anyone else seriously creeped out by Russell Brand like I am, by the way? Am I the only one who peers at him uncertainly and reminded of a weird old mothball-and-gin-smelling auntie, what with his lank black locks, rather perky and effeminate button nose, and his livery lips?
More importantly, I suppose – if you had to pick one, who’d you bang: Russell Brand or Alec Baldwin?
Sort of. I mean, the flick looks like a cross between Sex and the City and girlfriend’s real life, but it stars a crap ton of cool actors like Greg Kinnear (so hot), Kelsey Grammer, Pierce Brosnan, Olivia Munn, Seth Myers, Christina Hendricks, Jane Curtin, and Jessica Szohr, so it might actually redeem itself in certain ways. The movie’s called I Don’t Know How She Does It, and because it’s set to the background of Christmas, this means I will probably see it. Because I like Christmas. And Pierce Brosnan. Those two are good enough selling points for me.
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