Ben Affleck was photographed out in Los Angeles with his wifey yesterday and yo! People are immediately jumping to the conclusion that the mark is a result of the Blake Lively nudes being released.

People have been saying for awhile that there’s a chance Ben and Blake got their swerve on while filming The Town, and now that those nudes are floating around everywhere and Blake’s totally sporting the same fake tatts in them that she did in the movie, it makes even more sense. Yeah, her rep claims the photos are fake, but a lot of reps are fake, too. If you asked me, I’d say those pictures are the real deal.

Here’s what I wanna know: Did Jennifer Garner lay that thing on him? Because if so, that is tight! I knew she used to do a lot of her own stunts back in her Alias days, but punching her man in the eye for boning the town floozy while he was on location? That’s gangster.

In the photo above and those below, sources claim that Selena Gomez was caught entering Justin Bieber‘s home last night. Probably for a pizza party or something. Anyway, the couple didn’t emerge ’til the next morning (today), and when they did, Selena was wearing the same clothes.

Now, before y’all go crazy and insist that Justin Bieber is engaging in underage sex, and Selena Gomez is guilty of corrupting a minor and what not, I am SURE that they were just cuddling. Like, they were probably watching Camp Rock II and fell asleep on the den couch before they even realized it was already after midnight. All of that Trivial Pursuit and Candyland must have tired them out. I mean, if Selena was planning on having a sleepover with Justin, she’d at least bring a change of clothes. And her toothbrush. IT’S NOT REALLY A WALK OF SHAME UNLESS SOMEONE HAD SEX.

Images courtesy of INF

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Okay, not “hate her” hate her, but like, “Girl, you are one of the most beautiful women in the world, you’re married to Tom Brady and now Forbes is saying you’re on track to be the first billionaire model? I hate you.”

Between her high-end endorsement deals, eco-friendly clothing and jewelry line and countless modeling gigs over the year, Gisele Bündchen has made a pretty penny by just working hard. Forbes also cites her investment in pricey real estate as one of the many assets that will keep her wealthy long after she’s not a full-time mugger.

I wonder how Tyra “Bankable Productions” Banks feels about this news. I’m guessing there’s not a smize in sight today over at her place.

Octomom is back in a bikini. [The Superficial]

So THIS is Justin Timberlake‘s new, real girlfriend I guess. [Lainey Gossip]

Is Amber Rose a “bisexual freak” who “has threesomes all day”? [Bossip]

Is Whitney Houston battling deadly emphysema? [Starpulse]

Is David Beckham undergoing hormone treatments for his voice? [Cele|bitchy]

Is Emma Stone just a bad actress? [Huffington Post]

This is what Vogue Italy considers plus-size. [The Frisky]

Photos of Kim and Kris’s engagement party. [Celebuzz]

John Edwards: indicted. [IDLYITW]

Reality show hell-heaven. [Popbytes]

Heidi Klum’s racy “Got Milk” ad. [Gossip Juice]

Some ADORABLE to cap your Friday off: a dog’s perfect birthday. [INFDaily]

Being a tutor for the offspring of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin would be a pretty sweet gig, if you ask me.  The pay is $98,000 a year, you work two to four hours a day, you get a free apartment of your very own in London.  Plus, you get to travel around with the ever happy couple on their dime, and can you even imagine all the enlightening talks you could have with Gwyneth in passing?  It would be a seriously awesome job.

The only problem?  You have to be perfect.

If you can’t teach ancient Greek, Latin, French and Spanish to a five- and seven-year-old and play at least two instruments and know how to sail and play tennis, then keep movin’.  I mean, if you didn’t go to Oxford or Cambridge then maybe you’d still have a shot, but seriously, if you don’t know how to sail, then how dare you presume that you can teach a child anything.

Oh, Gwyneth.  You can raise your children however you want, of course, but let’s tone down on the the pretentiousness, all right?