Jun 06, 2011 at 04:30 pm by
Emily
Sometimes people lie. I know, I don’t like it anymore than you do, but that’s just the world we live in. People lie and cheat and steal, and there’s not a damn thing we can do about it. Is that cynical enough for you? Well, then buckle up, because we’re about to go more in depth with liars for today’s Tweets.
Whatever, Urkel. Ppl obviously need more things in their lives, and where do you get off being so sanctimonious anyway? You punch ladies in their breasts implants.
Please, Ashton, you haven’t had a soul to search in years. You sold it for Punk’d, remember? Silly Ashton.
Fuck you, adorable David Archuleta. It was not a nice weekend. I had to write about Sarah Palin and Chris Brown and Joe Francis, and I felt my soul seep through my fingertips and in between the keys of my keyboard, so no, David, it WAS NOT a nice weekend.
Which celebrity is the biggest liar?
Special shoutout to our friends at WCHE 1520 in West Chester, PA for borrowing their Celebrity Tweet of the Day segment. We’re still not giving it back! ;) You guys can tune in and listen live at WCHE1520.com for even more celebrity-related banter and all-around, general awesomeness with our good friend, the studly Matt Lombardo.
Jun 06, 2011 at 03:30 pm by
Emily
These rumors first started back in March, right after the long-awaited break up of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake. Jessica was filming a movie called Playing the Field with Gerard Butler, and in typical Biel fashion, she was all over him. Their publicists said that the two were just friends, and that’s been the story for a while. That’s still the official word, but now there are pictures of Gerard taking Jessica for a ride on his motorcycle. And that changes everything.
People has a couple of quotes from some insiders on the possible new couple:
“He knows he looks good,” the onlooker tells PEOPLE. “If I were her, I’d hook up with him. She looks good, too, and she knew she looked good, swinging her hips around.”
The source adds: “They looked like a couple. They were having a good time.”
“Gerry has a large personality, and everyone, including Jessica, gets caught up in his world,” one insider tells PEOPLE. “I think they enjoyed each other’s company. It can be hard working on a movie, trying to establish a new routine, and it helps when you have someone with you to make you feel more normal.”
You guys, I’m trying so hard to care about this, I really am, but I just can’t. I don’t like Jessica Biel, and while I absolutely loved P.S. I Love You, I don’t think Gerard Butler is as attractive as most people do. Am I wrong, should I have super strong feelings about this possible pairing, or are you guys as apathetic on this as I am?
Images courtesy of The Daily Mail
Jun 06, 2011 at 02:30 pm by
Emily
I feel like such a fool, you guys. This weekend, I rejoiced so much over the pictures of Prince William and Kate Middleton in their fancy hats that I didn’t even notice the fact that my ginger prince, Prince Harry, was there as well. He had his very own fancy hat and everything!
Please forgive me for not sharing this news with you sooner, but in an attempt to make up for my wrongdoing, I bring to you this gallery of Prince Harry being all sweaty in a polo match, all fancy for the derby, and all around beautiful. Are we good?
Jun 06, 2011 at 01:30 pm by
Sarah
When celebrities have top-secret weddings. [Bossip]
Justin Bieber wears earrings now. [Starpulse]
Arnold Schwarzenegger is supporting his “second” family. [Celebuzz]
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are drawing up a prenup, of course. [Socialite Life]
Hot photos of Jon Hamm just because. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Eva Mendes gets a facial tattoo. [Huff Po]
Robert Pattinson drops the f-bomb on live TV. [Bitten and Bound]
Mark Ruffalo honored for environmental protection. [Socialite Life]
Paris Hilton sucks large ones. LARGE ONES. [The Superficial]
Who are the “rich hippies” of Hollywood? [Lainey Gossip]
Jun 06, 2011 at 12:30 pm by
Emily
“I get it, girls, that it’s cool to be a bad girl. But it is possible to make it in Hollywood without doing a reality show. When I came up in this business, if you made a sex tape, you were embarrassed and you hid it under your bed. And if you took naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone, you hide your face, people! Hide your face!”
The consistently adorable Reese Witherspoon takes time for some real talk during her acceptance speech for the Generation Award at last night’s MTV Movie Awards.
That’s probably some of the best advice I’ve heard in a good long while, “hide your face.” Seriously, either embrace it or keep it private, because I’m over hearing celebrities bitch about getting banged on camera. Who’s with me and Reese?
Jun 06, 2011 at 11:30 am by
Emily
I started out this little story about five different ways – I had one about Freytag’s triangle and one about how there’s a pretty good chance that both Sarah and I will be a couple of hot messes come July 15th – but I can’t even find the right words. I think it’s because I know that just before this scene is the scene where Harry finds out what “I open at the close” means and uses the Resurrection Stone and I CRY FOREVER.
I know there are a lot of us who are pretty torn up about this movie, but I think we can all support each other during these trying times, you know? As I’ve always said, this is a safe place, so if you need to open up about your Harry Potter emotions, please do. We’re here for you.
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