Yup, grope grope GROPE. [The Superficial]

Ah, man, remember back when Jada Pinkett was NO ONE? LOL I do. [Bossip]

More photos of Will and Kate at “the races.” [Lainey Gossip]

Look out: Justin Bieber‘s gonna be in another movie. [Starpulse]

Gay cop was not allowed to march in gay parade in his uniform. [TMZ]

Fox News mistakenly uses Tina Fey photo in a Sarah Palin story, LOL. [LA Times]

Prince William and Kate Middleton are moving to Kensington Palace. [Socialite Life]

Candice Swanepoel goes nude, too. [Yeeeah]

Britney Spears releases “I Wanna Go” cover art. No, I don’t know what that is either. [Celebuzz]

So you’re saying the new X-Men sucks? [Pajiba]

Raven-Symone doesn’t even look like Raven-Symone anymore. [Amy Grindhouse]

State rep Anthony Weiner (too easy) was apparently having an affair with a porn star. [The Frisky]

Thandie Newton thought it’d be cool to hook up with someone her dad’s age when she was 16. [Cele|bitchy]

13 retro-style bathing suits for summer (you know, opposed to those for winter). [The Frisky]

Ah, let the aged dong-fest commence once again!

Sources at TMZ claim that Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn have worked out their differences and have reconciled for the sake of their apparent sexual napalm-like relationship.  Then again, TMZ’s evidence is only a photo of the two being friendly at a recent awards show, so maybe Scarlett’s just keeping up appearances ’til the next half-centurion wang comes along.

It would be hot if Scarlett dated …

I support Snoop Dogg in everything he does, and so should you. This is a man with many a dream, and I hope he achieves every single one.  You might say that that’s because I would love to live in a world where you could marijuana easier than you can buy Girl Scout cookies, and that’s fair, but it’s also because I believe in people, and I especially believe in people who want to bring me a mass amount of solid entertainment.

Here’s the story from the New York Post:

Snoop Dogg wants to launch rap’s answer to “American Idol.” The rapper has been pitching a TV series to discover the next hot hip-hop act. We hear that Oxygen, Bravo and NBC aren’t biting but that E! and MTV have shown interest. Sources say Snoop is touting that the show could be as popular as Fox’s “American Idol,” but TV execs are not convinced.

The story goes on to say that Snoop wants Jay-Z involved, but Jay-Z’s people are like “no, no, stop talking about it.”  Meanwhile, Wiz Khalifa is like “hey, I can do it though, let me help.”  Oh, please, whoever is in charge of shitty music competition shows, just give this one a pass.  Just for a moment, then it can die a serene, dignified death.

Would you guys watch a rap version of American Idol?

You might remember that way, way back at the beginning of the year, a rough cut of this video was leaked.  Everybody was just too excited to see what kind of business Kanye, Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross, and Bon Iver could get into together. But now, six months later, the official version of the video is finally out.  It’s pretty similar – the only differences I can spot are the additional shots of creepiness, the contortionist in Nicki’s part, and the removal of watermarks.  Are you guys digging this spiffier version?

Ok, confession time:  I’m mildly obsessed with this song.  I don’t understand why, it’s not like I’m that into Kanye, and though I do think Nicki is adorable, I don’t jam to her tunes or anything.  Is anyone else in my position?  It’s just the magical sprinkling of Bon Iver in the song, right?  Please help me clear this up.

Maybe it’s just because I’ve been in a crazy good mood lately, but I can’t find a single catty thing to say about this here awards show fashion.  For example, I just told you about how much I hate lady tuxes, but little Kirsten Dunst up there is the cutest thing I ever did see.  And just yesterday I mentioned how I don’t find Gerard Butler all that attractive, but I’ll be damned if he’s not looking pretty nice in his suit here.  Even Chloe Sevigny, who is never not a hot mess, looks all right. Something magical is in the air, everyone, so take advantage of it.

Update: Ok, so I went through the pictures again, and Jessica Alba looks pretty dumb.  It just goes to show you that nothing in this world is entirely perfect.  Thanks, Jess.

We’re all familiar with the unparalleled beauty, grace, and talent that is Jason Isaacs, right?  If not, let me explain: 48 years ago today, a magical gift was given to this world in the form of baby Jason Isaacs.  Over the years, he grew and matured and blossomed into the gorgeous man that we see before us today.  He’s been in some of my very favorite movies – he was the bad guy in The Patriot, he was in The Chumscrubber, which I’ve talked about before, and he plays Lucius in the Harry Potter movies – and he’s also, if you haven’t picked up on this yet, a very physically attractive man.

If you haven’t seen any of Jason Isaacs’ movies, I need you to pull your life together, but before you do that, go ahead and glance through this gallery to see this fine, fine specimen.